<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>"Lost" is damn good. If you missed the first two eps, be sure you catch them this Saturday, 8/7c on ABC.</div>
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I keep hearing about this show, but this is Disney, the same network that brought us Crapias, I'm still skeptical. It's not like they're Fox who approves great shows then does their best to ensure they fail</div>
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Bah, that's a silly reason to be skeptical. If everyone is telling you it's good, then you might want to reconsider your hardline opinion. And you know you should never question MY opinion! Watch the show... ;)</div>
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>I don't remember a show called "Crapias".</div>
Rosalina: But you didn't. Robert: But I DON'T. Rosalina: You sure that's right? Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come? Rosalina: No. Robert: The subjunctive? Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive. Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet. Rosalina: It would have had to have had been. Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>If you're going to make obnoxious puns with the names of things/people you don't like, at least make GOOD obnoxious puns.</div>