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 #6697  by Zhuge Liang
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 1:23 am
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>I haven't actually come out for or against the war on this forum, despite what the knee jerk reactions of a couple of loons here may indicate. Actually I see good reasons both for and against the war, and I see bad reasons as well. I'm actually fairly mixed on the issue. What I'm not mixed about however, is how so much of the American public and media regressed to a state of being willing puppets and sheep, and seemingly lost the capacity of independent critical thought. When people are being accused of loving Saddam simply because <b>they don't want see people die unnecessarily</b> (and that applies to our troops just as much as innocent civilians, you ninnies), I can't help but feel a little sorry for society. When people trivialize war to fuel their own egos, I have to wonder why I'm not more jaded by humanity.

But enough of my rants. I found this dialog on another forum that particularly rings true for me. Not because of the stance it takes on our current war, but because it so wonderfully illustrates the idiocy of so much of the public mindset.

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War Monger explains the Invasion Of Iraq to a PeaceNik

PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq?
WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A country cannot be allowed to violate security council resolutions.
PN: But I thought many of our allies, including Israel, were in violation of more security council resolutions than Iraq.
WM: It's not just about UN resolutions. The main point is that Iraq could have weapons of mass destruction, and the first sign of a smoking gun could well be a mushroom cloud over NY.
PN: Mushroom cloud? But I thought the weapons inspectors said Iraq had no nuclear weapons.
WM: Yes, but biological and chemical weapons are the issue.
PN: But I thought Iraq did not have any long range missiles for attacking us or our allies with such weapons.
WM: The risk is not Iraq directly attacking us, but rather terrorists networks that Iraq could sell the weapons to.
PN: But couldn't virtually any country sell chemical or biological materials? We sold quite a bit to Iraq in the eighties ourselves, didn't we?
WM: That's ancient history. Look, Saddam Hussein is an evil man that has an undeniable track record of repressing his own people since the early eighties. He gasses his enemies. Everyone agrees that he is a power-hungry lunatic murderer.
PN: We sold chemical and biological materials to a power-hungry lunatic murderer?
WM: The issue is not what we sold, but rather what Saddam did. He is the one that launched a pre-emptive first strike on Kuwait.
PN: A pre-emptive first strike does sound bad. But didn't our ambassador to Iraq, April Gillespie, know about and green-light the invasion of Kuwait? (And wasn't Kuwait torn away from Iraq by England when the goodies of the territory were being gobbled up, and hasn't Iraq and Kuwait had a long standing border dispute and other aggravations? And by the way, when we restored the government in Kuwait, was it a freedom loving democracy?)
WM: Let's deal with the present, shall we? As of today, Iraq could sell its biological and chemical weapons to Al Quaida. Osama bin Laden himself released an audio tape calling on Iraqis to suicide-attack us, proving a partnership between the two.
PN: Osama Bin Laden? Wasn't the point of invading Afghanistan to kill him?
WM: Actually, it's not 100% certain that it's really Osama bin Laden on the tapes. But the lesson from the tape is the same: there could easily be a partnership between al-Qaida and Saddam Hussein unless we act.
PN: Is this the same audio tape where Osama bin Laden labels Saddam a secular infidel?
WM: You're missing the point by just focusing on the tape. Powell presented a strong case against Iraq.
PN: He did?
WM: Yes, he showed satellite pictures of an Al Quaida poison factory in Iraq.
PN: But didn't that turn out to be a harmless shack in the part of Iraq controlled by the Kurdish opposition?
WM: And a British intelligence report...
PN: Didn't that turn out to be copied from an out-of-date graduate student paper?
WM: And reports of mobile weapons labs...
PN: Weren't those just artistic renderings?
WM: And reports of Iraqis scuttling and hiding evidence from inspectors...
PN: Wasn't that evidence contradicted by the chief weapons inspector, Hans Blix?
WM: Yes, but there is plenty of other hard evidence that cannot be revealed because it would compromise our security.
PN: So there is no publicly available evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
WM: The inspectors are not detectives, it's not their JOB to find evidence. You're missing the point.
PN: So what is the point?
WM: The main point is that we are invading Iraq because resolution 1441 threatened "severe consequences." If we do not act, the security council will become an irrelevant debating society.
PN: So the main point is to uphold the rulings of the security council?
WM: Absolutely. ...unless it rules against us.
PN: And what if it does rule against us?
WM: In that case, we must lead a coalition of the willing to invade Iraq.
PN: Coalition of the willing? Who's that?
WM: Britain, Turkey, Bulgaria, Spain, and Italy, for starters.
PN: I thought Turkey refused to help us unless we gave them tens of billions of dollars.
WM: Nevertheless, they may now be willing.
PN: I thought public opinion in all those countries was against war.
WM: Current public opinion is irrelevant. The majority expresses its will by electing leaders to make decisions.
PN: So it's the decisions of leaders elected by the majority that is important?
WM: Yes.
PN: But George Bush wasn't elected by voters. He was selected by the U.S. Supreme C...-
WM: I mean, we must support the decisions of our leaders, however they were elected, because they are acting in our best interest. This is about being a patriot. That's the bottom line.
PN: So if we do not support the decisions of the President, we are not patriotic?
WM: I never said that.
PN: So what are you saying? Why are we invading Iraq?
WM: As I said, because there is a chance that they have weapons of mass destruction that threaten us and our allies.
PN: But the inspectors have not been able to find any such weapons.
WM: Iraq is obviously hiding them.
PN: You know this? How?
WM: Because we know they had the weapons ten years ago, and they are still unaccounted for.
PN: The weapons we sold them, you mean?
WM: Precisely.
PN: But I thought those biological and chemical weapons would degrade to an unusable state over ten years.
WM: But there is a chance that some have not degraded.
PN: So as long as there is even a small chance that such weapons exist, we must invade?
WM: Exactly.
PN: But North Korea actually has large amounts of usable chemical, biological, AND nuclear weapons, AND long range missiles that can reach the west coast AND it has expelled nuclear weapons inspectors, AND threatened to turn America into a sea of fire.
WM: That's a diplomatic issue.
PN: But wouldn't a pre-emptive war against Iraq ignite radical Muslim sentiments against us, and decrease our security?
WM: Possibly, but we must not allow the terrorists to change the way we live. Once we do that, the terrorists have already won.
PN: So what is the purpose of the Department of Homeland Security, color-coded terror alerts, and the Patriot Act? Don't these change the way we live?
WM: I thought you had questions about Iraq.
PN: I do. Why are we invading Iraq?
WM: For the last time, we are invading Iraq because the world has called on Saddam Hussein to disarm, and he has failed to do so. He must now face the consequences.
PN: So, likewise, if the world called on us to do something, such as find a peaceful solution, we would have an obligation to listen?
WM: By "world," I meant the United Nations.
PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the United Nations?
WM: By "United Nations" I meant the Security Council.
PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the Security Council?
WM: I meant the majority of the Security Council.
PN: So, we have an obligation to listen to the majority of the Security Council?
WM: Well... there could be an unreasonable veto.
PN: In which case?
WM: In which case, we have an obligation to ignore the veto.
PN: And if the majority of the Security Council does not support us at all?
WM: Then we have an obligation to ignore the Security Council.
PN: That makes no sense.
WM: If you love Iraq so much, you should move there. Or maybe France, with the all the other cheese-eating surrender monkeys. It's time to boycott their wine and cheese, no doubt about that.
PN: I give up!</div>
 #6701  by Flip
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:25 am
<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>All your post as of late have done nothing but criticize other peoples opinions, without one yourself i find this to be a very weak stance for you.

The people here arent sheep, we've come to our own conclusions by reading and listening to what is supposed to be reliable information. Some have chosen to believe while other do not, i do not see what your point is by comparing us and the media (who is there for gods sake) to farm anmals.

Maybe you should avoid beging so negative in the future and posting like you are some pedastal.</div>
 #6703  by Flip
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:28 am
<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>All your post as of late have done nothing but criticize other peoples opinions, without one yourself i find this to be a very weak stance for you.

The people here arent sheep, we've come to our own conclusions by reading and listening to what is supposed to be reliable information. Some have chosen to believe while other do not, i do not see what your point is by comparing us and the media (who is there for gods sake) to farm anmals.

Maybe you should avoid beging so negative in the future and posting like you are some pedastal.

BTW, you're not any better then the people here, but if insulting us makes you feel high and mighty then i guess more power to you.</div>

 #6708  by Ganath
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:52 am
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Heh, reads like something from Tom Tomorrow.</div>

 #6716  by G-man Joe
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 8:33 am
<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Seriously.</div>
 #6724  by Zhuge Liang
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:20 am
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>I've never actually condemned either side. What I do condemn are people with knee-jerk reactions who seemingly don't like to think things through before opening their mouths. I'm sorry if you feel that you're among this group. For example, Esque makes a pretty strong case for war, and I find it hard to disagree with him. But others who support the war do for sheep-like reasons. "If you're not with us, you're shagging Saddam's leg. To hell with reason and logic!! You're a coward for not risking your life. Me? Oh I'm too old/have to go to school/some other worthless excuse." The dialog pretty much sums it up. And it's not just the pro war side either. There are people what are just as fanatical and illogical on the peacenik side.

You see Flip, and you can inform those others of you who like to miss the point, this war is a complex issue. Calling other people cowards (I know you didn't, I'm just using it as an example) or otherwise trivializing it or other people just because they arenot on your side reeks of fanaticism. Just because someone isn't gung ho about the war doesn't mean he's a hippie peacenik who loves Saddam or France. Similarly, just because someone supports the war doesn't mean he's an uncaring war monger. I fully respect those people who have presented their opinions and their reasons logically and have responded with challenges with reason and respect. I am less impressed with the "I'm right and you're wrong, and if you disagree with me, you're a nancy boy/coward/stupid american/etc" attitude. I'm not taking a side? Oh I'm definitely taking a side. The fact that you're so offended by my opions may give you an indication of where the fence is.

If you personally feel that offended by my opinions, then I apologize. I actually haven't read than many of your posts, so I don't know which category you fall into (sheep/non-sheep). And I'm not trying to make myself feel better, even though it may seem that way to you. If anything, I'm feeling pretty disillusioned about the whole thing now. I'm just make a point about the third side of the coin.

But if you want to take it personal, then like you said, more power to you.

Regards,
Zhuge Liang</div>

 #6731  by Tessian
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:50 am
<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>This is a lot worse sided than the radio discussion G-man posted; it's almost as if the "war monger"s dialogue was written just so the Peacenik could refute what he said and make him sound stupid</div>

 #6732  by SineSwiper
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:57 am
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Denying that this is not a complex issue is idiotic.</div>

 #6733  by SineSwiper
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:58 am
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Yeah, but most of the WM's arguments are exactly what the public/Bush/Powell/etc. reasons are.</div>

 #6734  by SineSwiper
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 12:00 pm
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Denying that this is a complex issue is idiotic.</div>

 #6738  by Zhuge Liang
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 12:16 pm
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>of course it's completely biased. still funny though...</div>
 #6740  by Flip
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 12:29 pm
<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>I'm only sayinf i take offense to someone calling me a loon, a mindless sheep, comparing the shrine to society, then calling society idiotic with a 'mightier than thou' attitude. While Zhuge denies he intended the underlying tone it is still appearant in his post.</div>
 #6741  by Flip
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 12:35 pm
<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>...since you decided to take the time to post a post that was directed right at them, you must have some idea of whom you put in this category. Then i would like to hear their responses as to why they think the way they do. I can assure you their reasons are most likely much more educated then you give them credit for.</div>

 #6747  by Ganath
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:12 pm
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>And doubly amusing is seeing who gets offended by Zhuge's post. :)</div>
 #6748  by Zhuge Liang
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:27 pm
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>...and pretty much everyone has said what they were able to say. I don't expect people who have been behaving like asses (on either side) with little logic or reasoning backing up their arguments to suddenly produce sound coherent arguments and respectful debates just because I explcitly point a finger at them. In other words, if you (not Flip you, but the general you) had well thought out, coherent, and consistant reasons for your arguments, it would be evident what you have already said and how you said it. How people carry themselves tells me a lot more about them than what they actually say about themselves.

But perhaps you're right. I shouldn't have chosen my words so harshly. But I also needed to vent. So sue me. Doesn't change my point though.

Regards,
Zhuge Liang</div>

 #6749  by Zhuge Liang
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:28 pm
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>don't ruin this for me...</div>

 #6753  by Flip
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:31 pm
<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>No, its just an average person's interpretation of what public/Bush/Powewll/etc are saying. I'm sure they, the governement, know a lot more then they tell the media. Why? Because thats what governments do and they dont think we need to know.</div>

 #6754  by Ishamael
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:37 pm
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>You have some cud hanging off your mouth. :)</div>

 #6770  by Tessian
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:41 pm
<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>in most cases we don't and shouldn't. The majority of us here may be able to handle it all but the population as a whole doesn't have a chance. I think the gov't already tells us too much</div>

 #6778  by Lox
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:48 pm
<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I was going to say the same to you, then I realized it wasn't cud and that Gman looked mighty relaxed. *shudder*</div>

 #6789  by Ishamael
 Mon Mar 24, 2003 9:07 pm
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Yeah, I sent his ass in the kitchen to make me a ham sandwhich, extra cheese. That relaxed look is just relief that I was pleased with the job he did...what'd you think it was?</div>

 #6802  by ManaMan
 Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:21 am
<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Ah, setting 'em up and knocking 'em down (the lies of the administration of course). Besides "compassion for the Iraqi people", I haven't heard a legitimate argument for the war yet... just the crap the WM character was spouting.</div>