Nanaca Crash!

[Tortolia]

http://atlas.walagata.com/w/parkwayligh ... h_v104.swf

Yeah, this is entirely too fun.

2899.84's my best so far.

Edit: Make that 5649.61m. Those special combos on the girl that ends the game send the poor bastard flying.

[M'k'n'zy]

I just creamed that with a 4229.90 ^_^ I have a screenshot if you want proof

[Tortolia]

http://members.cox.net/camhamm/nanaca.jpg

[M'k'n'zy]

Curse you!

[Nev]

what + the fuck = that game. is that from an anime or something? what's with the crazy bicycle chick?

[Imakeholesinu]

Seriously, this will lower my GPA by .5

[Torgo]

6529.63

How'd you get it to work in Firefox? I runs wonky on mine.

[Eric]

I feel like I'm missing something, what's up with specials? And how can you tell if the bonus whack with the bike is gonna knock him up or down?

[M'k'n'zy]

Red means it will hit up, blue means it will hit down.

[Eric]

What about the specials? The girls' faces in the right corner?

[Tortolia]

6529.63

How'd you get it to work in Firefox? I runs wonky on mine.

Nothing special. Loaded just fine.

[Eric]

4869.75m Got this crazy teleport combo, dude became golden and bounced really funny lol.

[M'k'n'zy]

hehe I had one where he just flew forward over everyones heads for 60 seconds ^_^

[M'k'n'zy]

6990.14 ^_^ I have a screenshot but no where to upload it, so if you want proof just ask ^_^

[Gentz]

NEW RECORD!


PWNED!!! :)

[Imakeholesinu]

That desktop theme you've got there is absolutely dreadful.

[Kupek]

That desktop theme you've got there is absolutely dreadful.

Good god, yes it is. That is the most aesthetically offensive thing I have seen since I tried using background colors.

[Tortolia]

Nice photoshop, Gentz.

[M'k'n'zy]

You noticed too eh? ^_^

[Lox]

You noticed too eh? ^_^

The best is the name of the image.

[Tortolia]

Well, yes. I always see what the URL I'm about to click on is before I actually do such.

Self defense mechanism.

[Gentz]

Heh. I guess I can't put one past you Sherlocks :)

And my purple-fuscia desktop rules the fuck out of you.

[Kupek]

I noticed the file name and realized it was fake, but I was (and still am) much more conerned with the visual assault Gentz puts his eyes through every day.

[Gentz]

It's just light pink. Jeez. It just looks weird cause you're used to all that Windows grey-blue shit. And the big font is actually easier on the eyes than the default.

[Kupek]

It's just light pink. Jeez. It just looks weird cause you're used to all that Windows grey-blue shit. And the big font is actually easier on the eyes than the default.

Actually, I spend most of my day on a Linux box where my setup has little window-manager dictated color. But in general, light pink is a "Look at me!" color. There's a reason that the majority of applications use a nondescirpt color. A big font might be easier on the eyes (this is true only to a point, and I actually think the defaults are just fine), but a novelty font is not.

[M'k'n'zy]

So sience that one was fake does that mean that I still hold the record ^_^

[Imakeholesinu]

It's just light pink. Jeez. It just looks weird cause you're used to all that Windows grey-blue shit. And the big font is actually easier on the eyes than the default.

Actually, I spend most of my day on a Linux box where my setup has little window-manager dictated color. But in general, light pink is a "Look at me!" color. There's a reason that the majority of applications use a nondescirpt color. A big font might be easier on the eyes (this is true only to a point, and I actually think the defaults are just fine), but a novelty font is not.

Yeah, pink in a bar down here, or anywhere means 'look at me I'm a cute blonde sorority chick.' and I look, undress and move on.

[Gentz]

It may be a novelty font, but it sacrifices nothing in readability.

[Flip]

Pretty fun, i was on a damn good roll moving fast as hell and up to 3500 when i hit a fucking brick wall on one of the STOP chicks, sucked!

[SineSwiper]

Yanked from another forum:

Here's a rough translation of the character profiles in the how to play section. I didn't bother to translate their names.

From left to right:

Blue girl: Adds speed at a 45 degree angle. Standard type.

Yellow girl: Adds speed and arcs upwards. Has a little bit more power than blue girl.

Red girl: Adds speed and makes the guy flow at a low angle. Has a little more power than blue girl.

Green girl: Stops the guy. During "special" mode, though, adds the most speed.

Brown guy: Changes the angle, doesn't do anything to the speed.

Cyan guy: Slows down the speed.

Purple girl: Doesn't do anything when the guy touches her, but prevents the effects of any girl that he hits next.

Orange girl (bicycle girl): When she shows up on "special", "teleport" shows up. Can gather up to four special abilities (I'm guessing the 3 boost ups and the 1 angle down).

The guy you hit: He flies.

[SineSwiper]

Okay, I think I have all of you beat, horizonally and vertically.

Some tips: First of all, keep your red boosts. Only use them when you really know that this is the big one. Second, when you initially aim, aim low and powerful. You'll usually hit quite a few people since you're low on the ground. Hitting chicks tends to get people to light up their specials. Third, remember that the chick in the green square is the stop chick, but make sure to NOT avoid her when her special is lit up.

Anyway, here's what I did: Aimed low and hit some people. I think I managed to hit the green chick special, but I still kept my reds, because I've seen that a few times already. Somehow, I hit the purple chick (the blocker) and then got the one girl that activates her combo, which is the force field. I got the D bound field, but I didn't quite know what it was.

Afterwards, I think I managed to get another special (I forgot, maybe it was actually another green chick). I had a shitload of power then so I floated up once and pounded on the mouse button. I ended up hitting the red once, floated again, and did want I wanted: red to blue to red boost. This got me flying and I still had this yellow force field that I didn't know what it did. I think I got around 300m up at that point. Then he bounced and I figured out what the yellow field did: a boost when you hit the ground. This was obscene! Here was each bounce afterwards, at the apex of the height:





And then, though it sucked for vertical, I hit an angle up guy after I lost my field:



Bounced around a bunch, but never recovered with another chick boost. Hit the green chick:



So, that's 17,549m horizonal, and 947m vertical. I'm sure that's like some sort of world record or something.

Holy shit! I think I BEAT the world record! Where do I send this to?

[SineSwiper]

Better instructions, yanked from another forum:



Boosts (land on to receive boost):

1) Blue girl
2) Red girl
3) Yellow girl


Boost Specials (when landing on a girl with her card lit click anywhere to activate):

1) Blue girl. When she is followed immediately by the Yellow girl her card will light up. Card is turned off after opportunity is passed. Combo Special (angle low).

2) Red girl. Card lights up when you land on the Red girl. It will remain lit until you land on a girl other than Red. Multi-Boost Special.

3) Yellow girl. When she is followed immediately by the Blue girl her card will light up. Card is turned off after opportunity is passed. Combo Special (angle high).

4) Green girl. Her card will light up when you land on the Blue/Red/Yellow girls. The card turns off if you touch the ground (even if you land on a guy and bounce, the card remains lit). The most powerful Combo Boost Special.


Block Specials:

*must first be in Block Mode after landing on the Purple girl
*a "VS CFF" opportunity is available when in Block Mode at every 100m
*even if the opportunity is available, there is no special for landing on a guy
*land on a Boost girl at the Block opportunity and click to activate the Block Special

1) Blue girl. Block Teleport Special. You will fly in a straight line past 99 people (about 1000m) then receive a Blue girl Boost Special. Lowest potential of the Block Specials. Guaranteed 1300m though.

2) Red girl. Block Charge Special. Receive a Red girl Boost Special and enter Charge mode. All Boosts (Special or Normal) will add to a hidden "Charge Pool". This pool is used up all at once when you stop (either from the Green Girl or simply running out of energy). Treat like an extra life. Has the greatest potential of all Block Specials.

3) Yellow girl. Block Bounce Special. Receive a Yellow girl Boost Special and enter Bounce mode. Everytime you land on the ground you'll receive a boost. You only get five bounces. Easy to use and very powerful.

4) Green girl. Block Double Special. Receive a Green girl Boost Special and enter Double Mode. All Boosts and Boost Specials receive the Double tag (and obviously doubles the effect. Very powerful but is a bit wasted if you're unlucky enough to receive only Boosts.


Aerial Crashes:

There are two types, Up (Red) and Down (Blue). Both are activated by clicking anywhere within the Aerial Crash zone (below the mountains and above the trees approximately).

When activated, the Bike girl will teleport in and give you a boost.

If you are moving downwards, Aerial is lit red and you'll receive a Up boost. If you are moving downwards, Aerial is lit blue and you'll receive a Down boost.

Red Aerial Crashes have limited stock. They cannot be replenish so you only have three chances with those.

You may only have Blue Aerial Crash in stock at any time. However, it will replenish itself whenever you're in the Aerial Crash zone so you effectively have unlimited Down boosts as long as you bounce enough to refill it.

The angle of the boost from an Aerial Crash depends on which part of the arc you activate it.

[Don]

8629.73m here. I got 2 CSS combos (blocking girl + one other girl), the guy turns gold and get a boost everytime he bounces the ground for like 5 hits.

[Julius Seeker]

10589.85 meters. My previous record was 76XX.XX meters, something like that. Anyways, I got lucky, I hit three boosts plus the boost with the stop girl, and then used all of my red crosses. I didn't get height like Sine did, but I did come close to 400 meters. I could have gone further as well if I had been just 2-3 cms further ahead. I had the boost for the green (stop girl) but I bounced a bit early and that turned it off, I still hit her, so I got stopped.

Now if only I could figure out how to screenshot this, I'm going for the Shrine record =)

[SineSwiper]

Alt+PrintScreen, then paste/edit in PS, Paint, or your favorite picture editor.

[Torgo]

Actually, Print Screen alone will do the job.

[SineSwiper]

Depends on if you want the whole screen or not. I forget if it's Ctrl or Alt that does just the window.

[Torgo]

Ah, I did not know that. A quick test shows that Alt+Print Screen captures just the window.

[Nev]

i still wanna know where this is from...

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

The characters are from a hentai dating sim, apparently.

[Don]

Anything with 1 guy and N girls is usually a dating sim of some sort. If it's not, it might as well be (Love Hina, Tenchi Muyo, and far too many more examples to list).