Torgo is in this week's Entertainment Weekly...

[Imakeholesinu]

Read it and weep. WORST MOVIE EVAR!!!

[Zeus]

Read what?

[Ishamael]

Indeed. When asked about the increasing America's increasing acceptance of homosexualtiy on television and in movies, Torgo snapped his fingers and pronounced "It's a about time, girlfriend! Now where's my cosmo!".

[Imakeholesinu]

In the article, "Worst Movies Ever" is the film Manos: Hands of Fate which translates to Hands: Hands of Fate. That's the film where Torgo got his name and his avatar. From a 60's D movie horror film.

[Torgo]

It is indeed bad. D-horror movie is a compliment. It made for a great Mystery Science Theater episode, though.

Indeed. When asked about the increasing America's increasing acceptance of homosexualtiy on television and in movies, Torgo snapped his fingers and pronounced "It's a about time, girlfriend! Now where's my cosmo!".

Oh, Ish, how nice of you to try to attribute that statement to myself to play up my tolerance. Don't worry, I won't hide the fact that you said it in a drunken stupor while you ran on to the red carpet in a dress made out of used tampons, just so you could be tackled by various body guards. Give credit where it's due, I always say.

[Ishamael]

It is indeed bad. D-horror movie is a compliment. It made for a great Mystery Science Theater episode, though.


Oh, Ish, how nice of you to try to attribute that statement to myself to play up my tolerance. Don't worry, I won't hide the fact that you said it in a drunken stupor while you ran on to the red carpet in a dress made out of used tampons, just so you could be tackled by various body guards. Give credit where it's due, I always say.

Nice try. Your pathetic lies aren't fooling anyone.

I was completely sober when I did that.

[SineSwiper]

Funny, I was just looking at the iMDB's Bottom 100 movies. According to them, they agree that it's the worst movie of all time.

[Nev]

I had wondered if that was actually Torgo's real face at some point.