And here I thought it was a friendly little fantasy TV show. Stupid French :-)
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Smurfs were communists?
- Your favorite band sucks, and you have terrible taste in movies.
I just wanna know how they reproduced before Smurfette came along...
Methinks the Smurf Village reeks of astroglide...
Methinks the Smurf Village reeks of astroglide...
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Saw this a while ago somewhere else. Funny shit, it is.
Anyone ever see the SNL commercial for the live action Smurfs? Sean Connery was Papa Smurf, and Al Pacino was Grouchy Smurf. I forget who was Hefty and Smurfette.
Anyone ever see the SNL commercial for the live action Smurfs? Sean Connery was Papa Smurf, and Al Pacino was Grouchy Smurf. I forget who was Hefty and Smurfette.
A stork would deliver a baby Smurf to the village during a blue moon. No, I did not make that up.EsquE wrote:I just wanna know how they reproduced before Smurfette came along...
Yeah, we're talking about a kid's show, not one involving Smurfs fucking Smurfs. Why do people even bother asking the question "Why only one female?"
Also, people confuse Communism and Socialism too easily.
Also, people confuse Communism and Socialism too easily.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Well...maybe some of us are intrigued by giant gay Smurf orgies...SineSwiper wrote:Yeah, we're talking about a kid's show, not one involving Smurfs fucking Smurfs. Why do people even bother asking the question "Why only one female?"
You'd be surprised what kind of fetishes people have... snotgirls.com (EDIT: Jesus, don't put that as a clickable link!)
The big question though, is Smurfette even really a Smurf? She was created by Gargamel, wasn't she? Would she be the equivalent of an android, or artificial human? Could she even reproduce? Is Gargamel God, or possibly Satan with Smurfette as the messiah or antichrist in some giant french metaphor for spirituality?
Goddam frenchies...
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