1st Shrine Awards!

[Nev]

In the tradition of the Penny Arcade "We're Right" awards...I would like to announce the first annual Shrine awards...given in the following categories:

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<i>Best Defense Against An Amazingly Reprehensible Personal Attack Award</i>
<b>Tort</b> (you can consider this an apology if you like, Tort, though i will post a better one later. sorry for what i said. i've been thinking about it some and it was pretty sad for me to do that - i couldn't see it at the time)

<i>Bjarne Soustrop Award In Teaching Programming Excellence</i>
<b>Kup</b>

<i>Paul Erdos Award for Applied Mathematics</i>
<b>Sine</b> (i wonder how many people are going to get this one )

<i>Best NC-17 Rated Avatar</i>
<b> Kali</b>

<i>Greenest Eyeshade</i>
<b>Flip</b>

<i>Legend In His Own Mind Award</i>
<b>Seeker</b>

<i>Most Unexpectedly Athletic Closet Geek To Play A Really Cool Sport Award</i>
<b>Agent 57</b>

<i>Wayne Brady Award For The Rejection of Racial Stereotyping</i>
<b>Eric</b> (play me some snaps dammit)

<i>Award for Excellence in Going Completely Fucking A.W.O.L.</i>
<b>Gentz and KluYa</b>

<i>Maple Leaf Badge For Even-Tempered Canadian-ness - So What If It's A Cliche Eh?</i>
<b>Zeus</b>

<i>Most Gloriously Unexpected Return </i>
<b>EsquE</b>

<i>Singaporean Expatriate Award </i>
<b>Garford</b>

<i>Best Worst Movie Award </i>
<b>Torgo</b>

<i>Coolest Fucking Avatar, What The Hell Is That Thing Anyway Award </i>
<b>Oracle</b>

<i>Lifetime Achievement in Self-Deprecating Humor Award </i>
<b>Ish</b>

<i>I Hate Alex Ross Award </i>
<b>Derith</b>

<i>Most Improved Ability To Get In Knock-Down Drag-Out Arguments and Waste His Entire Day, God Damn I'm Behind On This Programming Milestone, Award</i>
<b>Mental</b>

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Cheers to everyone! (If I've missed anyone, let me know! )

[Oracle]

It's a game from Japan, Russian Roulette for kids ( I shit you not ).

[Nev]

Oh, yeah, forgot one...

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<i>Super Saiyan Award</i>
<b>Lox</i>

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[Kupek]

It's a game from Japan, Russian Roulette for kids ( I shit you not ).

Well, it is a small island.

[Nev]

Kup!

It's pretty rare we get to see your sense of humor as often as we should. I'll consider it a treat.

[the Gray]

I protest the award given to Zeus.

Maple Leaf Badge For Even-Tempered Canadian-ness - So What If It's A Cliche Eh?
Zeus

He's a disagreeable bear. Oracle, Black Lotus, Me, and a few others are far more even tempered. Oh wait, I probably disqualified myself by dissenting.

[Imakeholesinu]

*sigh* no award for me. Guess I'll have to wait till next year.

[Agent 57]

First, I must protest the award given to me (at least the wording of it, anyway).

<i>Most Unexpectedly Athletic Closet Geek To Play A Really Cool Sport Award</i>
<b>Agent 57</b>

"Closet geek"???? I am nothing of the sort! I am fully open with my geekery!<hr>

And secondly, I think we can all agree with this:

<i>Award for Excellence in Mentioning His Hot Asian Girlfriend Every Other Sentence</i>
<b>Barret</b>

[Tortolia]

No apology or award is necessary.

[Nev]

First, I must protest the award given to me (at least the wording of it, anyway).

<i>Most Unexpectedly Athletic Closet Geek To Play A Really Cool Sport Award</i>
<b>Agent 57</b>

"Closet geek"???? I am nothing of the sort! I am fully open with my geekery!<hr>

And secondly, I think we can all agree with this:

<i>Award for Excellence in Mentioning His Hot Asian Girlfriend Every Other Sentence</i>
<b>Barret</b>

Hmmm...I propose:

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<i>Suddenly Pimpin' It With A Hottie Award</i>
<b>Barret</b>
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And how about:

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<i>Boobies Prize</i>
<b>Seraphina</b>
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LOL, I'm so bad.

[Zeus]

I protest the award given to Zeus.

Maple Leaf Badge For Even-Tempered Canadian-ness - So What If It's A Cliche Eh?
Zeus

He's a disagreeable bear. Oracle, Black Lotus, Me, and a few others are far more even tempered. Oh wait, I probably disqualified myself by dissenting.

Bear?!? Man, it's not my fault I'm this hairy, I'm from mediterranian decent!

[Imakeholesinu]

I don't mention her every other sentence, do I?

[Nev]

Nah. I think he's talking about your sig.

[Garford]

I knew it, Mental has something against non-Americans!!!!

[Ishamael]

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank all the little people in my life, especially Black Lotus. Without him, I wouldn't be nearly as understanding of homobeastiality rape as I am now. Thank you Black Lotus for helping me grow as a man.

[Ishamael]

Lox is BARELY a level 1 Saiyan, if that.

[Nev]

Work with me here. I didn't have much to go on besides sarcasm and avatar, and Lox has no monopoly on sarcasm on this board, if ya hadn't noticed.

[Lox]

Lox is BARELY a level 1 Saiyan, if that.

Actually, I've been level 4 for quite a while but I suppose in comparison to your Level 8,000,000 Gayan powers, that seems rather small.

[Lox]

Work with me here. I didn't have much to go on besides sarcasm and avatar, and Lox has no monopoly on sarcasm on this board, if ya hadn't noticed.

You could have done Most Awesome Award, Most Handsome Award, Least Likely to Rape Ish in a Closet Award, Most Likely to Bludgeon Ish to Death with a Hammer Award. Lots of options.

[Julius Seeker]

I'm more than just a Legend. I AM A POSTING GOD!

[Shellie]

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<i>Boobies Prize</i>
<b>Seraphina</b>
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LOL, I'm so bad.

*shakes head*

[Nev]

No offense meant. Just a way of noting that you're the only girl on the board.

[SineSwiper]

None taken. Just thought it was a really bad joke ;)

[Shellie]

Dammit. That was me. Sine's pc's power supply fried, so now we get to play the get the hell off my pc game

[Derithian]

I still say my avatar is the best pervy.....I dissent that ruling. just because he has a dickface. I have a masturbating baby.....c'mon

but I do agree with the I hate Alex Ross award......as well as the Judd Winick is a fucking ass clown award. but also the

coolest homemade avatars award

[M'k'n'zy]

Guess I get to wait till next year as well ^_^ No big deal, I will just have to try harder ^_^