Jordan is a playa.

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/cove ... 6f.html</a>

Jordan is a playa.</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>What a cock block.</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Sounds like a dick to me. I mean, couldn't he have virtually any other girl he wanted? I assume his ego equals his bank account... he's living his fantasy life while hundreds of children slave in Nike sweatshops to make his shoes.</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>This 'Christine' isn't blameless either. Sounds like she enjoyed the 'attention' of Jordan and making this guy uncomfortable. I personally don't like women like this.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>And?</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>Ok, Jordon's a big dick and Christine is a slut who loves attention...sigh, I've dated someone kind of like that, it's not fun.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You tell him Eric! Them kids need JOBS so they can make your $90 shoes(when it costs only $15 to make)!</div>

[ak404]

<div style='font: 10pt "Comic Sans MS"; text-align: left; '>What do you mean "cock block?" I mean, shit, the guy just tried to jump someone else's date. Aren't there rules around that kind of shit (i.e., thou shalt not steal another man's date unless the other guy is a total dick)? Just because Jordan has money and fame shouldn't mean dick.</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I assumed Barret was referring to Jordan cock blocker and this guy as the cock blockee.</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, while the guy got tounge from the girl, he never got a second date, of course she could just be a tease, because...well...I know a girl who is similar to that.</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yep, all they are are teases!</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Ahh, 400% profit margins are the great thing about sweat shops! I mean jesus, they'd actually only make a NORMAL profit if they paid people over here to do that...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I wear baby seal skin shoes, BTW. =8^D</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>There's a Tshirt somewhere that says something like "Nuke all aborted baby seals" or something. Basically tries to offend everyone in one swoop. I gotta get me one of those...</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Finally, the proper usage of this term with a reference to basketball.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Tounge?</div>

[Shellie]

<div style='font: 11pt georgia; text-align: left; '>pimpin' aint easy</div>

[Julius Seeker]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Heheheheh, funny story =)</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, read the article, it's in there.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>What a whore</div>

[Julius Seeker]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Dude, it's obviously the guy's fault, the guy who wrote the article reminded me of some sort of a paranoid whiner.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>The author is at fault?</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, that's the reason why she led him on all night then left to go slut it up with Jordan & Co. I'm sure the author probably isn't perfect, but if the article is true, then Jordan is an asshole and that girl is a low-down whore and there are no two-ways about it.</div>

[Julius Seeker]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Yeah, he was acting like a complete ass around Jordan, and then has the audacity to badmouth him.</div>

[Julius Seeker]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Perhaps Jordan realized the guy was an ass and was ruining her night. If Jordan see's her as just an object, then more power to him, he's by far the better man.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Uh...they ignored him, he was trying to be friendly, Jordan gets one of his goons to give her a note despite knowing she's with the author and that Jordan is married. Who's the ass?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Is that how you spell "tongue"?</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Here's an idea, I'll grab a copy of this article, and you go find me the imaginary article you read and we'll compare notes.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>You feed him such tasteful nuggets. :)</div>

[Julius Seeker]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Or perhaps you can pay a little closer attention to the details in the existing article, obviously you are not.</div>

[Julius Seeker]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You are a nugget.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Come on, that doesn't even make any sense.</div>