DOA: The Movie...oh my.

[Lox]

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

At first I thought it was a joke then I noticed Jaime Pressley was in it and I realized that it was real.

I think it will take home every award in the book. How about you guys?

[Blotus]

*Vomits*

There better be a ridiculous amount of nudity.

[Julius Seeker]

Looks like a jerk fest for 13 year olds, just like the game.

[SineSwiper]

That's the problem. It will likely be a PG-13 movie, so it wouldn't even be a cock tease. Reminds me of Coyote Ugly, or Michael Bay denying an eager Johannsen from getting naked on the camera.

[Zeus]

That's the problem. It will likely be a PG-13 movie, so it wouldn't even be a cock tease. Reminds me of Coyote Ugly, or Michael Bay denying an eager Johannsen from getting naked on the camera.

I can guarantee that would have boosted the box office intake of The Island to at least $15 million *snicker*

[SineSwiper]

The Island bombed, which must have been the public trying to punishment Bay for enforcing a PG-13 rating and denying her the pleasure of a nude scene. (Jesus, how many actresses actually WANT to be in a nude scene?)

Karma's a bitch.

[Imakeholesinu]

Every 13 year old will become Paul Reubens after seeing this film. Sure there are some scenes, but I'd like to see the Lei-Fang no panty uni like in the first DOA. I guess we're not going to get to see most of the costumes. *cries*

For some strange reason though, I think my girlfriend will want to see this just for the sake of Devon Aoki being in it.

[Chris]

The Island bombed, which must have been the public trying to punishment Bay for enforcing a PG-13 rating and denying her the pleasure of a nude scene. (Jesus, how many actresses actually WANT to be in a nude scene?)

Karma's a bitch.

ha that and the fact that it was a remake of an already bad movie....which I might add it didn't give credit to......shite fuckers.....

[Nev]

Is Uwe Boll doing this?

Would someone just lock him in a box for awhile?

[SineSwiper]

Nope, not Uwe. Apparently, the same co-director as The Transporter, so maybe it'll have some cool fighting scenes.