Shellie's birthday today. She's playing Animal Crossing, and I got bored so I came down here. I hate spending so much money on these damn things: Gamecube, games, four controllers (because I'm sure I'll need them for some Mario Party deal), Gamecube/GBA thing, 16x memory card (as Animal Crossing needs an entire freaking 1x card, and the used game didn't come with one). Also hated having to disconnect my poor Dreamcast.
Christmas will be me opening a bunch of used games I wrapped myself. Jesus fuck...when did it get this crazy? I have four consoles, and a shitload of games that "need" to be played. I remember when I had to go to my friend's house to play on the SNES. Granted, I had a computer of my own and a good pirate connection from day one. But, now I just want to spend a good month (month as in [24 times 7 times 30] hours) playing games. It's not quite the immeasurable joy I had as a kid (since I didn't know about sex and drugs back then), but it's still enjoyable.
And Shellie wonder why I want to sit and play video games all day. Honey, I'm just trying to fucking catch up! I'm currently "playing" Shadowhearts 2, Drakenguard, Mercenaries, and now Metroid Prime, with at least a dozen games that I could be playing in tow.
The world has entirely too much entertainment now. Too many books to read, too many games to play, too much porn, and too many Internet sites to go to. I don't see how anybody can be bored, including my wife.
Christmas will be me opening a bunch of used games I wrapped myself. Jesus fuck...when did it get this crazy? I have four consoles, and a shitload of games that "need" to be played. I remember when I had to go to my friend's house to play on the SNES. Granted, I had a computer of my own and a good pirate connection from day one. But, now I just want to spend a good month (month as in [24 times 7 times 30] hours) playing games. It's not quite the immeasurable joy I had as a kid (since I didn't know about sex and drugs back then), but it's still enjoyable.
And Shellie wonder why I want to sit and play video games all day. Honey, I'm just trying to fucking catch up! I'm currently "playing" Shadowhearts 2, Drakenguard, Mercenaries, and now Metroid Prime, with at least a dozen games that I could be playing in tow.
The world has entirely too much entertainment now. Too many books to read, too many games to play, too much porn, and too many Internet sites to go to. I don't see how anybody can be bored, including my wife.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.