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Sick bastard or genius, you decide
- Somehow, we still tolerate each other. Eventually this will be the only forum left.
This guy has got to be a landlord. Got to be. It reads like a landlord's contract.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
What a douche bag. I hope he gets fisted by his inmates.
Here's his pimp's Contract.
You will suck my dick or I will shank you.
You will let me fuck you or I will shank you.
You will bend over in the shower when I ask or I will shank you.
You will give me contraband or I will shank you.
Either way, you get shanked once a day.
On a good day, you will get on shanking.
You will swallow everything I put into your mouth, or I will shank you.
You use teeth, I shank you.
Here's his pimp's Contract.
You will suck my dick or I will shank you.
You will let me fuck you or I will shank you.
You will bend over in the shower when I ask or I will shank you.
You will give me contraband or I will shank you.
Either way, you get shanked once a day.
On a good day, you will get on shanking.
You will swallow everything I put into your mouth, or I will shank you.
You use teeth, I shank you.
"An old man dies, a young girl lives, fair trade." - Bruce Willis from Sin City.
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I agree with you Zeus, it's pure genius. Now all I have to do is find a girl who was sheltered enough to go along with that contract and I'll be set for life. 
The cinnamon tree is edible: so it is cut down
The lacquer tree is profitable: they maim it
Every man knows how useful it is to be useful
Few seem to know how useful it is to be useless
-The man formerly known as Baldarov
The lacquer tree is profitable: they maim it
Every man knows how useful it is to be useful
Few seem to know how useful it is to be useless
-The man formerly known as Baldarov
