2nd Annual Shrine Awards!

[Nev]

Shit, I totally meant to do this after E3 in last year's tradition. And forgot. Goddammit!

Cue the trumpets!

<hr>

Most Likely to Kill Himself on a Rice Rocket Award
Flip

More Intermittent Posting Than An MMO Update Blog Award
Sineswiper

Best New Cow-Derived Nickname
bovine

Best New Paranoid Lunatic
Cansouth

Blast From The Past, Now Just Don't Disappear In Three Days Award
Tessian, Anid Maro

Gay Award
Ish

Gayer Award
Black Lotus

Gayest Award
Lox

Guitar Heroes
Agent 57, Zeus

Torgo Award
Torgo

I Don't Know What This Award Is For, Probably Something Really Cool Award
Manshoon

Total Dickface Award
Kali O.

Moogle Award
Kupek

Still On Nintendo's Nuts Award
Seeker

Completely Fucking AWOL Award (this may have to become an annual category)
Tortolia

I Watch More Anime Before Breakfast Than You Guys Watch All Day Award
M'k'n'zy

Most Impressive Newgrounds Flash Whoring
Eric

I Used To Be Derithian Award
Chris Hansborough

Will Fight You Over Hockey Award
Barret

Props On Putting Up With This Egregious Sausagefest Award
Seraphina

Best New Drug Addict In A Supporting Role
Nev

<hr>

Cheers to all!

[Eric]

I dunno, I think M'k'nzy has me on the Anime thing.

I am the Newsground flash whore I thank yew.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Haha, win!

Torgo Award
Torgo

wtf, I was golden for this one! Robbed!

I wish Torgo posted more. He's one of my most favourite internet people.

[Oracle]

BASTARD!

[Zeus]

Tort was probably the best at Guitar Hero. He got 5 stars on 21 songs, which is about 15 more than me

[Flip]

We def need some more cansouth up in this piece.

[Tessian]

wtf? I don't want to SHARE an award! Who's this other guy??

[Julius Seeker]

Ganath or Gentz

[Nev]

BASTARD!

Oops.

I Forgot This Award
Oracle

[Blotus]

Balls to this. Holland's calling, Mental. Your kind is welcome there!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5038682.stm

[Ishamael]

Thank you, thank you. I actually tried to go for Gayest award this year, but once again, Lotus and Lox handily destroy me without breaking a sweat. I've gotta ask guys - what's the secret?

[Imakeholesinu]

Bah, I don't get hottest sig award again? IT'S RIGGED!!!

[Flip]

Are you guys still dating?

[Imakeholesinu]

Yep, over a year now.

[Torgo]

Torgo Award
Torgo

All right! I can't wait to see the statuette!

Props On Putting Up With This Egregious Sausagefest Award
Seraphina.

Heh, I initially interpreted this as a reference to Sine, but then I realized it said "Sausagefest" instead of "Sausage" and realized you were referring to all of us. Works either way!

I wish Torgo posted more. He's one of my most favourite internet people.

Aw, shucks. You're one of my favorite internet people too.

I hereby nominate you for the First Annual Shrine Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence.

[Shellie]

Props On Putting Up With This Egregious Sausagefest Award
Seraphina

Heh I sausage...I mean uhhh.....

I actually get along with guys much better than other women. Must be a geek thing.