<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Answer truthfully, and only answer one question at a time before moving to the next one.
<b>1. True or false: Before 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue, people thought that the world was flat.
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2. In 1828, Washington Irving wrote a biography on what famous explorer?
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3. In the most popular depictions of him, what is the Greek god Atlas holding on his back?
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4. In that 1828 biography, what horribly inaccurate myth did he spread that is still in school textbooks today?</b>
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<span style="background: black; color: black;">1. False
2. Columbus
3. A globe (a round earth)
4. That Columbus was trying to prove that the world was round (to which he was right), instead of the more accurate version of Columbus trying to prove that the world was 4x smaller than it was (to which he was wrong).
I have one question: WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL IN TEXTBOOKS?!?!</span></div>
<b>1. True or false: Before 1492, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue, people thought that the world was flat.
</p>
</p>
</p>
</p>
</p>
2. In 1828, Washington Irving wrote a biography on what famous explorer?
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</p>
</p>
</p>
</p>
3. In the most popular depictions of him, what is the Greek god Atlas holding on his back?
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</p>
</p>
</p>
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4. In that 1828 biography, what horribly inaccurate myth did he spread that is still in school textbooks today?</b>
Answers are in the spoiler message...
<b>Spoiler Message:<b>
<span style="background: black; color: black;">1. False
2. Columbus
3. A globe (a round earth)
4. That Columbus was trying to prove that the world was round (to which he was right), instead of the more accurate version of Columbus trying to prove that the world was 4x smaller than it was (to which he was wrong).
I have one question: WHY IS THIS SHIT STILL IN TEXTBOOKS?!?!</span></div>
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