No looking back in the archives, you gays!
Now you bums are on your honor not to cheat and look off anybody else's answers. If you do, it may wind up biting you in the ass anyway, 'cause I'm going to try and make these hard. I'm going to list some quotes, and you just have to tell me who the speaker is. In some cases, the character may not have a name, but you should be able to tell me who it is anyway (ex- Homer's relative who plays a millionaire at partys).
1) "Just as I thought, it's a Yard King! Now that is a quality barrow."
2) "Aw, look at the weak little baby. You're stupid, you stupid weak baby!"
3) "Well well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."
4) "Say your prayers, [Bart] Simpson..... because the school can't force you like they should!"
5) "My eyes, the goggles -- they do nothing!"
6) "...oh, and I stepped on one of your Peacocks. Got a paper towel?" (sometimes taken out in syndicated episodes)
7) "Hey, that smells like regular [gas]. She needs premium, dude, Premium! ... Duuude!"
8) "I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with Jack, Orville, and Mr... couldn't we just do something to his voice box?"
9) "I am the lizard queen!"
10) Man: Hey ________, where's your cummerbund?
______: "It fell in the toilet."
11) "[Homer] Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?"
12) Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can!"
______: "Use my pen knife, my good man!" (this guy has a name, but a description will do)
13) "Nine hundred dollary-doos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six hour call from the States?!"
14) "Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years-old!"
15) "Taxes?! I thought this was the line for Metallica!"
16) "But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!"
17) The Sea Captain: Aye, that's ___________. He dances for nickels. (who is he referring to?)
18) "Aw, I bent my wookiee!"
19) "And I 'ate the mess he [Santa's Little Helper] left on me rug! ...Ya heard me!"
20) "This whole thing is as pointless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there."
21) "My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."
22) "_________, _________,(it's the same person) he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think..."
23) ____: "I thought I'd get in shape so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes."
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
____: "Uh oh."
24) ______: "Let me be the first to say, 'may to force be with you'."
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
______: "I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
25) "Bloody Guts Murphy was quite the sousaphone player--"
Give'r.
Quiz two... by Gentz!
When we get bored my friend and I play Simpsons Trivia. We take turns asking and answering questions and the first person to miss five loses. I'm gonna try and remember some of our better questions and give them to y'all to answer...
(Most of these are two-parters so you can get half or full credit)
1.) At the Springfield Swap Meet Homer finds and discards four extremely valuable items from the "Five Cent Box." Name 2 of those items.
2.) When Sideshow Bob has Bart cornered on the houseboat Bart asks him to sing the score to a musical play to stall him. What is the name of that play?
3.) Which professional baseball player gets into a fight with Barney in the bar over the greatest English Prime Minister, and which Prime Minister was Barney claiming to be the greatest?
4.) Name 2 of Homer's alternate name-choices in the "Max Power" episode.
5.) What's the name of Luanne VanHouten's new boyfriend (after divorcing Kurt)? Also, what is the name of his friend whom Luanne has been seeing on the side?
6.) According to Mr. Burns, who is the World's Most Devious Assassin, and whom does that assassin assume Burns to be from the initials "M.B."?
7.) "Mr. Sparkle" dish detergent is a joint venture of two Japanese coporations. Name 1 of them (I would say name both, but I couldn't so I decided it was unfair :)).
8.) What is the purpose of the ants on board the space shuttle in the Deep Space Homer episode?
9.) What is Principal Skinner's real name and before assuming the name of Skinner what did all his dreams involve?
10.) What is Jimbo spraypainting on the wall before Homer's vigilante group catches him?
I know a lot of you are better at this than I am, so go to it...
Now you bums are on your honor not to cheat and look off anybody else's answers. If you do, it may wind up biting you in the ass anyway, 'cause I'm going to try and make these hard. I'm going to list some quotes, and you just have to tell me who the speaker is. In some cases, the character may not have a name, but you should be able to tell me who it is anyway (ex- Homer's relative who plays a millionaire at partys).
1) "Just as I thought, it's a Yard King! Now that is a quality barrow."
2) "Aw, look at the weak little baby. You're stupid, you stupid weak baby!"
3) "Well well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."
4) "Say your prayers, [Bart] Simpson..... because the school can't force you like they should!"
5) "My eyes, the goggles -- they do nothing!"
6) "...oh, and I stepped on one of your Peacocks. Got a paper towel?" (sometimes taken out in syndicated episodes)
7) "Hey, that smells like regular [gas]. She needs premium, dude, Premium! ... Duuude!"
8) "I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with Jack, Orville, and Mr... couldn't we just do something to his voice box?"
9) "I am the lizard queen!"
10) Man: Hey ________, where's your cummerbund?
______: "It fell in the toilet."
11) "[Homer] Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?"
12) Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can!"
______: "Use my pen knife, my good man!" (this guy has a name, but a description will do)
13) "Nine hundred dollary-doos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six hour call from the States?!"
14) "Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years-old!"
15) "Taxes?! I thought this was the line for Metallica!"
16) "But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!"
17) The Sea Captain: Aye, that's ___________. He dances for nickels. (who is he referring to?)
18) "Aw, I bent my wookiee!"
19) "And I 'ate the mess he [Santa's Little Helper] left on me rug! ...Ya heard me!"
20) "This whole thing is as pointless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there."
21) "My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."
22) "_________, _________,(it's the same person) he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think..."
23) ____: "I thought I'd get in shape so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes."
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
____: "Uh oh."
24) ______: "Let me be the first to say, 'may to force be with you'."
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
______: "I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
25) "Bloody Guts Murphy was quite the sousaphone player--"
Give'r.
Quiz two... by Gentz!
When we get bored my friend and I play Simpsons Trivia. We take turns asking and answering questions and the first person to miss five loses. I'm gonna try and remember some of our better questions and give them to y'all to answer...
(Most of these are two-parters so you can get half or full credit)
1.) At the Springfield Swap Meet Homer finds and discards four extremely valuable items from the "Five Cent Box." Name 2 of those items.
2.) When Sideshow Bob has Bart cornered on the houseboat Bart asks him to sing the score to a musical play to stall him. What is the name of that play?
3.) Which professional baseball player gets into a fight with Barney in the bar over the greatest English Prime Minister, and which Prime Minister was Barney claiming to be the greatest?
4.) Name 2 of Homer's alternate name-choices in the "Max Power" episode.
5.) What's the name of Luanne VanHouten's new boyfriend (after divorcing Kurt)? Also, what is the name of his friend whom Luanne has been seeing on the side?
6.) According to Mr. Burns, who is the World's Most Devious Assassin, and whom does that assassin assume Burns to be from the initials "M.B."?
7.) "Mr. Sparkle" dish detergent is a joint venture of two Japanese coporations. Name 1 of them (I would say name both, but I couldn't so I decided it was unfair :)).
8.) What is the purpose of the ants on board the space shuttle in the Deep Space Homer episode?
9.) What is Principal Skinner's real name and before assuming the name of Skinner what did all his dreams involve?
10.) What is Jimbo spraypainting on the wall before Homer's vigilante group catches him?
I know a lot of you are better at this than I am, so go to it...
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with Jack, Orville, and Mr... couldn't we just do something to his voice box?"