I was going to post that there's nothing wrong with a product called "Blaxx", but I eventually got the joke. Why the hell do you name a company like that? It's like every product name is going to automatically be a joke like this one.
I-Beat Blaxx
I-Beat Kidz
I-Beat Gamez
I-Beat Phonez
I-Beat [insert noun here]
EDIT: i.Beat organix, another real product name. I Beat Organics. So, they beat veggies? They beat organs? Huh?
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.