stupid quotes?

[Ronin121_usa]

What is the stupidest thing anyone has ever told you??? Well now, you can share with us all.

I think mine is, "if you keep wearing boxer shorts your thingy gonna be a foot long..." ya really!

[Blotus]

One post on the Guitar Hero forum on GameFAQs.

Dude 1: "Why is there a little bump on the middle fret button?"
Dude 2: "It's braille, so blind people can play Guitar Hero too."
Dude 1: "Ah cool, thx!"

[Flip]

I once walked into a room of friends who were watching First Knight (never seen it) and i said, "That guy is a dead ringer for a young Richard Gere." They all laughed at me and i've hated the movie ever since.

[RentCavalier]

I can remember a good one from back in WalMart.

"Hey, how much are these? It says it's seven dollars on the tag."

"Um...seven dollars?"

[Tessian]

Overheard during trash talking before a CoD4 match:

"Shut up, your parents found you in a bush"