<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed._ So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
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The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
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The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
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"Trust me, " said the doctor.
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So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
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At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and continued counting on his other hand.
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This procedure also works in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, Minnesota, Arkansas, West Virginia, and parts of Missouri and Oklahoma.</div>
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The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
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The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
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"Trust me, " said the doctor.
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So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
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_"1"
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_"2"
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_"3"
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_"4"
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_"5"
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At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and continued counting on his other hand.
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This procedure also works in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, Minnesota, Arkansas, West Virginia, and parts of Missouri and Oklahoma.</div>
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