Random question......Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts

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Random question......Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts

#14810 by Derithian
Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:01 pm

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>Random question......Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts</div>

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#14811 by Zeus
Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:42 pm

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Cavemen</div>

I was there on that fateful day, were you?

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#14813 by SineSwiper
Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:37 am

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Did this spawn from Monkey vs. Robot?</div>

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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#14815 by Flip
Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:02 am

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>astronauts are still just regular people, cavemen have retard strength and would just go ape shit on your ass... no contest.</div>

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#14817 by Derithian
Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:31 am

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>not to mention the cavemen have fire</div>

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Gummi Bears!! Bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears.

Magic and mystery, Are part of their history, Along with the secret, Of gummiberry juice. Their legend is growing, They take pride in knowing, They'll fight for what's right, In whatever they do.

Gummi Bears!! Bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears. They are the Gummi Bears!!

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#14818 by Tessian
Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:38 am

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>well...is the astronaut equipped with anything? Like a flamethrower or something? Cause then he'd win</div>

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#14819 by Julius Seeker
Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:59 pm

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Better question, who would win in a fight, Zeus, Allah, Odin, or Crom?</div>

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#14820 by Kupek
Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:10 pm

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Well, most astronauts are former military.</div>

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#14821 by Eric
Sat Feb 28, 2004 7:36 pm

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Well if the Cavemen have fire shouldn't the astronauts have some kinda weapon?</div>

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#14822 by G-man Joe
Sun Feb 29, 2004 12:39 am

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Yeah, astronauts aren't pencil neck geeks. They can be quite strong. Another thing, astronauts have laser guns and space ships. The Neanderthals have a wooden club and ride on dinosaurs.</div>

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#14824 by Tortolia
Sun Feb 29, 2004 3:10 am

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>A Zippo.</div>

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#14825 by SineSwiper
Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:52 am

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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#14826 by Flip
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#14827 by Zeus
Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:11 pm

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Like Flip said, no contest :-)</div>

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#14833 by SineSwiper
Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:09 am

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... >Photoshop improbable brawls. Link goes to example of pirates vs. Ghostbusters</a>

Twas from another Fark PS here...</div>

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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