I dont know what you all were talking about, "The Tuxedo" looks damn cool...

[Flip]

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>you have Jackie Chan and a hot chick, what else could you want? Oh but wait, a 2 billion dollar tuxedo that will gurantee KICK ASS special effects. A weak story line is just expected and can be overlooked.

The truth is a hot brunette will beat the pants off of a hot blonde chick any day of the week, i'd bang JLH in a heartbeat. Hopefully she wont have too many lines and get annoying.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>LoL, well said</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Thanks for letting us know that you'd fuck a celebrity you'll never meet. Just in case we were quizzed on it, ya know. Good knowledge to have.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>What if she has a weener?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Oh, I'm sorry...did we hurt your virgin ears? We'll be not to mention Lox's hard cock sliding in and out of Ish's asshole, right?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Hey...I meant to ask you....when you went down on yourself.....did you spit or swallow?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Why the hell would I answer that question? What about when you did it?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I never went down on myself. I had girlfriends who did that for me. Stop changing the subject bitch! Did you snowball? Or spit?</div>

[Flip]

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>"Because when a guy is sucking dick, he can always pretend its something else... but when hes eating ass, he knows its ass."</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>I think it's Sine's presonal business if he spit or swallowed when he went down on himself!</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Sine, I'm going to kick your ass.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>BWAHAHAH!</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Don't tell him that!</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>You can call it a flame if you want, I just find it... silly. Really, what's the motivation?</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Lox, if you need any backup, I'm happy to help.</div>

[Stephen]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I'd fuck 500 celebrities I'll never meet, and so would most guys I know. QUITE SHOCKING.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>This is not news. Hence me wondering people's need to proclaim it.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>He's a man, I mean...come on, I think most men at one point or another have looked at an attracted female, and said to themselves(or a male friend next to them) "Damn, I'd fuck the living piss out of her!</div>

[Flip]

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>Given a situation where i would have the chance, of course i would freak out and not go through with it like the little whipped engaged guy that i am, but we can still dream right?

"Even though i'm on a diet, it doesnt mean i cant look at the menu."

Stop being such a lame ass.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Bullshit. You've never seen Clerks, have you?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, quit taking everything so seriously.</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Garamond; text-align: left; '>Then I'd want to fuck her ;)</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Oh god, no need for your country-assed Kentucky Deliverance-style fantasies...."You got a pretty mouth..."</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Of course I'd like to, but I don't feel this need to share it with everyone. I really think there's something else behind it. Pure machismo? Hmm.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Actually, you all are the ones who are taking it seriously. My comment was a snide, off-hand thing. I've noticed for a while, so I finally said something. You're the ones that got all huffy.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I'm confused. You don't believe G-Man when he says he has never gone down on himself? And what does this have to do with Clerks?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Answer the question! Did you swallow? or spit?</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>...what??</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>why the fuck do you want to know? Personally I'd rather never know that information</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>BECAUSE! (actually, I'm running out of comic material on Sine)</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Apparently there are certain details you don't know about EsquE...</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I believe it's spelled "purdy" in hick.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>The man's a fan of chicks with dicks! Is that a crime??</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Hey, Kupek...you've been acting like a elitist holier-than-thou asshole as of late. What's up?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Actually, I think it's funnier that you're pursuing the question with such zeal, sorta like that guy who Buzz knocked out. Oh, BTW... *clocks GMJ in the face*</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You threw up.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>How you perceive it ("elitist holier-than-thou asshole"), I won't address. That's up to you.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>yes...apparantly there are...and I don't want to know</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Don't dis the Esque!</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>You've seen it, haven't you?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Uhhhh...what? That didn't make sense.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Yeah, uhhh...welcome to my domain and all, but I liked you better when you were a bit more thoughtout about everything.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>When you nutted in your mouth, you didn't spit or swallow...you threw up. =8^)</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Garamond; text-align: left; '>Depends on the state...</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Haha...Tess, you will forever be the newbie. :) You haven't been around long enough to remember the huge Rum thread where this was all laid out.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Hey, come on, I was thought-out on the statistics discussion.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I remember the part about the guy's girlfriend sucking 26 (27) dicks, but no self-felation. Maybe it's been too long.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Heh. Good point</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Dante and Randall are in a car, Randall dupes Dante into admitting he has tried to suck his own dick.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Nevermind that it's part of the ending to the movie, besides what BL said.</div>