I caught my co-worker's cough/cold. I'm gonna scoop his eye out with a rusty spoon through his ear whenever I get back to work.

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I caught my co-worker's cough/cold. I'm gonna scoop his eye out with a rusty spoon through his ear whenever I get back to work.</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>it's SARS, you're in trouble!</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Be sure in your will you leave your car to me ok? I'll take good care of it!</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Okay. I'll leave a can of Lysol just in case there's any remnants of The Gray SARS disease. =8^)</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>A spoon? Why not with a knife?</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more! (Someone else pulled this quote out recently, I believe)</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Bravo...and the one who pulled it out, 'twas me...</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I love that movie. I actually won a $10 bet with a friend over those couple lines. haha</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You pulled it out of Lox, eh? And it hurt him too, I see. Ever thought of using KY Kelly? aka Kentucky oil? Sine uses that as a facial.</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Too bad you completely fucked it up...</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Where the hell have you been hiding. :P</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>A little dancing leprechaun is telling I should burn you down. I think he's right...</div>