COP: "Yeah, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for speeding."
DRIVER: "Okaaaay... Yeeeeah... I'm just going to throw that away."
COP: "Your choice. Just keep in mind that they're going to haul you to jail if you don't pay it."
*deadline passes*
COP: "Hi, I'm here to arrest you."
DRIVER: "Huh??! What?! What for?!"
COP: "For that speeding ticket you chose to ignore. You have the right to remain silent..."
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.