Kali wants it celebrated that Trump was cleared from the potential of high treason/conspiracy charges in the Mueller probe!
So let's recap!
Six major Trump campaign advisers arrested, including his personal lawyer who once said he'd "take a bullet for Trump", most serving serious multi-year sentences. Manafort convicted on 25 counts, Cohen on 8, both relating to campaign finance crime. Overall indictments include 25 Russian nationals indicted as well, including 12 GRU officers.
But rejoice, my fellow Americans:
It appears that the Trump 2016 campaign was *only* guilty of campaign finance fraud, and a lot of phone calls to Russian mobsters and the GRU (otherwise known as The Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation), and perjury and a lot of other things. Not actual collusion! Seems like when you run for President, and your staff is calling The Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation on the down low - that is more chill now, preparation for office and international policy, like - not actually collusion. Viva perestroika! Viva glasnost!
As someone who considered 2016 a sterling example of what happens when both parties choose candidates who prefer shady backroom deals and dirty money to human kindness and compassion, I am neither put out nor surprised by the end of the probe. I think hyperpartisans on both sides are getting what they deserve here - Hillaryite Dems, a much-needed reminder that the Clintons are not God, nor free of accusations of Russian influence-peddling themselves, and that they can't crush their enemies all the time just because they want to and that they ought to be more self-reflective, and Trumpist Republicans, a lack of awareness among hollering and hooting that would shame the mandrills that the arrest of six major Trump 2016 campaign advisers for campaign finance fraud and perjury doesn't really represent "the optics of victory" from where independents are sitting.
I mean, goodness. Trump's personal lawyer for about a decade and one of his main campaign managers are imprisoned on charges of campaign finance fraud and actual bank and wire fraud - and this is victory, just because Trump didn't get indicted too?
You cannot indict a sitting President by longstanding and bipartisan agreement of the U.S. Justice Department - not necessarily a decision I agree with, but them's the breaks, at least right now. You can only impeach by majority vote of Congress, and complete impeachment by two-thirds majority vote, which is hardly off the table entirely - and while Trump seems to be avoiding that for the present, this is not really what I'd call Republican momentum or a real Republican win.
Nobody fucking won this, except possibly the Russian mob - which must be thrilled at outplaying us at Great Game chess like this for once.
America certainly didn't.
But, hey, happy end of the probe anyway, because we should all be happy and not let these fuckheads ruin our days no matter what happens to be going on among the wealthy and corrupt.
So let's recap!
Six major Trump campaign advisers arrested, including his personal lawyer who once said he'd "take a bullet for Trump", most serving serious multi-year sentences. Manafort convicted on 25 counts, Cohen on 8, both relating to campaign finance crime. Overall indictments include 25 Russian nationals indicted as well, including 12 GRU officers.
But rejoice, my fellow Americans:
It appears that the Trump 2016 campaign was *only* guilty of campaign finance fraud, and a lot of phone calls to Russian mobsters and the GRU (otherwise known as The Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation), and perjury and a lot of other things. Not actual collusion! Seems like when you run for President, and your staff is calling The Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation on the down low - that is more chill now, preparation for office and international policy, like - not actually collusion. Viva perestroika! Viva glasnost!
As someone who considered 2016 a sterling example of what happens when both parties choose candidates who prefer shady backroom deals and dirty money to human kindness and compassion, I am neither put out nor surprised by the end of the probe. I think hyperpartisans on both sides are getting what they deserve here - Hillaryite Dems, a much-needed reminder that the Clintons are not God, nor free of accusations of Russian influence-peddling themselves, and that they can't crush their enemies all the time just because they want to and that they ought to be more self-reflective, and Trumpist Republicans, a lack of awareness among hollering and hooting that would shame the mandrills that the arrest of six major Trump 2016 campaign advisers for campaign finance fraud and perjury doesn't really represent "the optics of victory" from where independents are sitting.
I mean, goodness. Trump's personal lawyer for about a decade and one of his main campaign managers are imprisoned on charges of campaign finance fraud and actual bank and wire fraud - and this is victory, just because Trump didn't get indicted too?
You cannot indict a sitting President by longstanding and bipartisan agreement of the U.S. Justice Department - not necessarily a decision I agree with, but them's the breaks, at least right now. You can only impeach by majority vote of Congress, and complete impeachment by two-thirds majority vote, which is hardly off the table entirely - and while Trump seems to be avoiding that for the present, this is not really what I'd call Republican momentum or a real Republican win.
Nobody fucking won this, except possibly the Russian mob - which must be thrilled at outplaying us at Great Game chess like this for once.
America certainly didn't.
But, hey, happy end of the probe anyway, because we should all be happy and not let these fuckheads ruin our days no matter what happens to be going on among the wealthy and corrupt.
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