The Shrine

What do you call a nosey pepper?

What was the name or the guy with the rubber toe?

Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.

Zeus wrote:

kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.

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None of your business with a Spanish accent

That's racist.

Manaman you're racist.

Manaman's joke is clearly a very deep joke about one percenters turning their noses up at the jalapeno pepper business. It's clearly Zeus and his interpretation of the joke that is monstrously racist.

Fucking Canadians.

Eric wrote:

Zeus wrote:

kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.

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None of your business with a Spanish accent

That's racist.

Manaman you're racist.

Haha, you're all wrong!

Obviously the joke was not only cheesy but also incomprehensible.

Let's go ahead and kill that joke. Let's just take the funny right out of it:

Jalapeño is a type of pepper. It's pronounced "ha-la-pain-yo". When combined with "Business" and you say it out loud it sounds like "ha-la-pain-yo-business" which sounds like "all-up-in-yo-business". A "nosey" pepper. There the joke it now dead. I hope you're happy.

At a party: "Hey who are those two guys standing by the window"

What do you call a guy rolling around in the leaves?

Oracle wrote:What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

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half a cat

Oh man... best one yet.

I'll go on the Halloween movie theme.

In Evil Dead 2, when Ash's hand was possessed by the demon. The signs of infection involved not only losing control of his hand, but it also cracked and burn. When his hand went for a weapon, what thought was going through his head?