The Shrine

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles ... s/0744/</a>

This sounds like my breakfast from back in college. I called it "The Triple Bi-Pass Breakfast"! 2 double yolk eggs, half pack of thick sliced bacon, hash browns, coffee and OJ.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>So I've read a lot of labels. That is easily the most calories and fat content I have ever seen for one serving. 1,030 calories, 570 fat calories. That's so goddamn much I'm laughing. That's not a product. It's the result of a <i>bet</i>.

<b>Swanson exec 1:</b> No one would eat something that has 98% of their fat content and is 1,030 calories.
<b>Swanson exec 2:</b> Wanna bet?
<b>Swanson exec 1:</b> You're on!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>The article is funny. =8^D</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>That's an understatement, I couldn't stop laughing. "...there's still a relatively high chance that your ass will grow hands and tie your intestines in knots to prevent this shit from ever passing through."</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>How can you, in good concious, sell something with <b>231%</b> of the daily recommended intake of cholesterol. I am far from a health freak, but god...damn. There are some places that even I wouldn't go. Of course, I think just looking at the food would scare me off long before the health label sunk in (though the pancakes actually look normal).</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Looking at that makes me feel like I actually have healthy eating habits, because that disgusts me.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Isn't a Big Mac and supersize fries like 1000 calories?</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Heh....and 60% of Americans wonder why they're fat. =8^) fatty TV meals - while you eat and watch TV. Their body will be so hard at work digesting all that fat that they'll fall asleep right after. And that's just breakfast. =8^)</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Yep. Throw in a milk shake and you got just about a day's worth of calories in one meal.</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Yep. And add yummy cheap crap like McDonald's and Burger King and the mystery is solved.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Shit, that actually makes me want to try it. Just once, to see if I live. On second thought, I'd probably play poker or craps with some hallmates and the loser has to try it out. :)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>How does one eat eggs in the microwave? WTF? Eggs are a buck for 12. Fry the fucking things yourself!</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>hahahahahahahahahahha</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>If I'm in a rush I scramble them and microwave them. Works fine.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/ ... ex.html</a>

1200 - but that's not one serving, it's two servings of two different foods.</div>