I just saw Zoolander and I laughed my ass off. I like Stillers humor I guess. I really liked it despite the crappy reviews.

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I just saw Zoolander and I laughed my ass off. I like Stillers humor I guess. I really liked it despite the crappy reviews.</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>And I saw Mummy Returns last night and talk about cheesy... Holy shit, it was bad...</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>"Do you want to know what heaven looks like?"</div>

[Chockboard]

<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>I feel sorry for action film stars. It's like a prerequisite to know kung fu now.</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>John McClane could still kill 'em all, says I. We're long overdue for a Die Hard 4.</div>

[FireAsh]

<div style='font: 12pt Draconwick; text-align: left; '>YES!!!!!!!!!!</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Compared to The Mummy Returns, kung fu movies have Shakespearian plots. I think Kupek said it best: "Hey, Billy! Let's outrun the FUCKING SUN!!!"</div>

[Zeus76]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>That was fucking awful. The first was tolerable to decent, the second was atrocious</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>I think that was Lee. Or something I said in response to his initial complaint.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>You can actually. Otherwise, sun dials would be used for the 40 meter race! =8^)</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>You're talking about running 600,000 miles a second.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Did you intentionally miss my point or what? (brace yourselves for another long thread, boyeeez!)</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Cheesy? Yes. Entertaining? Yes. I've seen far worse....such as Starship Troopers and Highlander 2.</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>o...k...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>I liked The Mummy Returns. So...you should too! =8^D</div>

[Stephen]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Starship Troopers kicks the living shit out of Mummy Returns.</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>YES! Someone else who thinks Starship Troopers sucks. I'm not the only one!</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Starship Troopers sucked....boyeee!</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>At least Starship Troopers had tits, fucking, and exposed brains. All Mummy Returns had was that stupid fucking kid and plotholes bigger than my swimming pool.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Actually, I completely did not understand what you were talking about.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>And that makes a good movie? Sine....shut up.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Sun dials = earliest known "clock".</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Thank you, Mr. Obvious, for telling me that little tidbit of information.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Lemme put it to you this way: Do you want to see a couple hours of lesbian sex scenes with no plot, or people with clothes on with no plot?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Well, you lowly smartless one, you were the one who didn't understand.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>What a stupid question. Also, I don't think you know what "plot" means.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>The first wasn't that bad.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>I didn't understand the cryptic statement, not what a goddamn sundial is. Duh!</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Why is it stupid? Just because you actually like Mummy Returns? HA HA! What a moron!</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Moron = Sineswiper.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>The movie showed them running to get to the pyramid before the sun shown upon it. You think it was stupid and insinuated that it was impossible to get to the building before the sun got to it.

I said that it is possible. Hence my example of the sun dial. I've seen the movement of the sun's light at sun up and sun down(watching the shadows of palm trees on the sand), believe me....it's slow. So yes, they can out run it.

Then for some odd reason, you think I meant that they out ran the speed of light. Dumb.</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>The Earth is about 25,000 miles around. There are only 24 hours in a day. So the Earth spins at about 25,000m/24hours = 1,041mph. Which means the Suns light passes over the surface of the Earth at that same speed. Yes the Earth is that wide in all places just the equator, so at different places on the Earth it will move slower but since they were near or in Egypt and it's relatively close to the Equator... that was a fast fast man.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>The Philippines is closer to the equator than Egypt. Trust me, it does not move 1,000 mph.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Nice comeback. Do you usually retort to such lame comebacks when you're losing?</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>No, dumbass... It's the speed of the rotation of the earth. I said the speed of light, but Kupek corrected me on that one. (At least I knew it wasn't possible.)</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_183.html">1,000 MPH, goddammit!</a>

I take it you've outrun the sun before? Now, I'm going to pull a Kupek and grab the Straight Dope on this one (for a slightly different question)...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Okay, today, when you see a shadow of a building, try to out run it. Okay, smarltess?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Tomorrow, before sun rise. Sit by a building and watch how slow the sun's light moves upon it as it rises. Mmmm-kay?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>It's not a come back. It's a fact. Remember, the general opinion of you is just that. It's not our fault you were born that way.</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>One is along the ground. NOT a shadow of something moving. NOT on a perpedicular (to the earth surface) object which it moves up on. Straight across the flat ground of the Earth. Trust you it doesn't move 1000mph? How can I trust you over actual fact...? I can't. Yes it does move that fast, his kid would be dead, and you're right but wrong...</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>You are talking about an object's shadow, we are not. Two different but similar things.(see below) We're both right and wrong, depends on how you look at it. Anyway, relating to Mummy Returns we are right.</div>