The Shrine

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I have been declared your Holy Administrator. You will prostrate yourselves before me or taste my divine wrath!

<i>And lo! On the tenth day the heavens did open and a voice like thunder poured down from the sky and spake unto the people, saying: "I am the one called Gentz. My divine foresight and holy might wilt not tolerate useless messages posted in the M&M nor the Q'aires message boards. Thou shalt all obey this, my heavenly decree, or catch sanctified fistfuls of death thrown by me from my throne atop your pitiful universe. So shall it be written. So shall it be done." (Geneziz 4:3) </I></div>

<div style='font: 10pt papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Disgusting... I'd rather have Ish. Wait a minute... no I wouldn't.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You've already had Ish so many times, it doesn't really matter anymore... bwah!!</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You all can thank me, folks, since I was too lazy to want the job again. :)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I suggest avoiding outbursts like Kabong unless you desire his fate as well : )</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Baskerville, Modern; text-align: left; '>Non-surgical penis enlargement...gotta love it.</div>

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt "Comic Sans MS", Modern; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>He's got JOKES, people! He's got jokes....</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>We're being oppressed already!! What happened to my first amendment rights? This place is a total dictatorship now...</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Hop in the car, Kabong. We're going to take a little ride and discuss your "first amendment rights" *hammer cocking* : )</div>