: "Are you Pete Venkman?"
PostPosted:Mon Apr 16, 2001 4:43 pm
<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>: "I am <i>Doctor</i> Venkman, yes."
: "And what exactly are you a <i>doctor</i> of, Dr. Venkman?"
: "I have ph.D.'s in Parapsychology <i>and</i> Psychology."
: "And now you catch ghosts?"
: "That's right."
: "Exactly how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman?"
: "I'm not at liberty to say."
: "And where do you keep these ghosts, once you've caught them?"
: "In a storage facility."
: "And may I see this storage facility?"
: "No."
: "Why not, Dr. Venkman?"
: "Because you did not say the magic word."
: "What <i>is</i> the 'magic word,' Dr. Venkman?"
: "Please."
: (laughing) "May I <i>please</i> see the storage facility, Dr. Venkman?"
: "Why do you want to see the storage facility?"
: "Because I'm curious! I wanna know more about what you do here! And any potential threats to the environment that may pose! Now either you show me the storage facility, or I'll come back with a court-order."
: "You go get the court-order and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution!"
:Man: "What are you supposed to be? Some kinda cosmonaut?"
:Venkman: "No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve."
:Man: "That must be some cockroach."
:Venkman: "Bite your head off, man."
:Stanz: "You know I just now realized that we've never had a completely successful test of this equipment."
:Spangler: "I blame myself"
:Venkman: "Why worry? Each of us is only wearing an unlisenced nuclear accelerator on his back."</div>
: "And what exactly are you a <i>doctor</i> of, Dr. Venkman?"
: "I have ph.D.'s in Parapsychology <i>and</i> Psychology."
: "And now you catch ghosts?"
: "That's right."
: "Exactly how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman?"
: "I'm not at liberty to say."
: "And where do you keep these ghosts, once you've caught them?"
: "In a storage facility."
: "And may I see this storage facility?"
: "No."
: "Why not, Dr. Venkman?"
: "Because you did not say the magic word."
: "What <i>is</i> the 'magic word,' Dr. Venkman?"
: "Please."
: (laughing) "May I <i>please</i> see the storage facility, Dr. Venkman?"
: "Why do you want to see the storage facility?"
: "Because I'm curious! I wanna know more about what you do here! And any potential threats to the environment that may pose! Now either you show me the storage facility, or I'll come back with a court-order."
: "You go get the court-order and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution!"
:Man: "What are you supposed to be? Some kinda cosmonaut?"
:Venkman: "No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve."
:Man: "That must be some cockroach."
:Venkman: "Bite your head off, man."
:Stanz: "You know I just now realized that we've never had a completely successful test of this equipment."
:Spangler: "I blame myself"
:Venkman: "Why worry? Each of us is only wearing an unlisenced nuclear accelerator on his back."</div>