The Shrine

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hehe, Ebert gave Freddy Got Fingered 0 stars. LOL! I've seen half stars, but ZERO? Man...</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Heh. I love it, because I know the movie was made for the negative response it would get. Tom Green is awesome because he parodies humor. He's a comic that mocks comedy</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Critics rarely ever like comedy.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>I guess that's why I don't find him funny whatsoever.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Not true. And I wouldn't demean the fine word "comedy" by calling Freddy Got Fingered one.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>The Tom Green Show is some epic stuff... making the leap to movies is probably not going to work for him.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica, Modern; text-align: left; '>"probably?"</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Don't be so pretentious.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Sometimes I think what he does is funny, but other times, he's being an asshole. If I ever saw him walking down the street, I'd run the other way.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Well, I wouldn't jump to conclusions based on one movie... some of Jim Carrey's movies sucked ass...</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>hehe, yeah, no shit... him or anyone from Jackass... I'd be outta there...</div>

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt "Comic Sans MS", Modern; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>"A comic who mocks comedy". That is like SO deep. Gentz is TOTALLY deepilicious. My head hurts...</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>You mean "most"?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Since I haven't seen them all, I didn't want to make a sweeping generalization... ;)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Fuck you, bitch. Just cause even low-level thinking is beyond your grasp... : )</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Normally I'd agree with you, but Tom Green isn't funny, just desperate. Except that Sausage thing, heh.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I don't like him for his comedy as much as the fact that he likes to push the envelope and piss people off. I don't like artistic conservatives who reject anything new</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Gentz, just because I find Tom Green's allegedly shocking antics childish and horribly unfunny does not automatically label me an "artistic conservative."</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>He's not a comedian. Anyone at all can do what he does, he just did it first.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>But that doesn't mean you should accept something just because it's new.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I wasn't trying to say that...Your comment just sounded very conservative</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Not that I'm comparing Tom Green to Euclid or anything, but you get the picture : )</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I'm not saying that you have to like Tom Green...it just sounded to me like Stephen was criticizing him for doing something different.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>I don't know where you got that idea. I merely said I didn't find his brand of comedy amusing.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>That's the key point, though. Euclid was a genius. Tom Green is Joe Average with nothing inherently special about himself so he found that someone would pay him to do crazy things. I can lick anyone's face and hurl poop if the price is right. Or if I feel like it.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Andy Warhol.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You said that it shouldn't even be considered comedy</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>It's not like he's doing this just because there's money in it. The show even used to run on cable access or something didn't it?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>No, it means I didn't like it because Tom Green stroking animal cocks doesn't amuse me. Has nothing to do whether the material is "new" or not. (Just so you'll know, there are plenty of traveling geek shows starring people who bite the heads off chickens and the like. Tom Green may well be the ultimate geek, but that doesn't make the geek show concept any fresher.)</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>He's dead. What about him?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Attention whore. Gotta crawl before you learn to walk, too. :)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>In your last message, s/Tom Green/Andy Warhol/.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>It's the way you said it. It irks me. It's like when people say that certain paintings aren't "art." it's the only thing in the world that makes me confrontational</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Yes, but you said that he's only doing it because there's money in it</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: justify; '>Gentz, the Mona Lisa is not art. It's just some portrait of an ugly chick who's smiling because she's about to suck Da Vinci's cock.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You're about to get my cock in your nose, beeyatch</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I think you just slighted yourself.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Silence, fool! Lest ye get my member up your filthy snout as well! : )</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: justify; '>Oh, no. I happen to have absolutely humongous nostrils, due to my X-Gen mutation. When I sneeze, my snot makes men impotent.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>His whority went into the background when he discovered he could make MONEYS!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Ah Sine, you're not going to convert anyone to Scientology that way.</div>