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I just saw Tomb Raider and my eyes won't stop bleeding! Make the hurting end!
PostPosted:Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:37 pm
by WolfSamurai
<div style='font: 14pt Agatha; text-align: left; '>I just saw Tomb Raider and my eyes won't stop bleeding! Make the hurting end!</div>
PostPosted:Tue Jul 03, 2001 6:41 pm
by Blotus
<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>The only cure is venting. Venting, and a hell of a lotta booze.</div>
PostPosted:Tue Jul 03, 2001 7:43 pm
by Chockboard
<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>Try watching it again with earplugs. That way you get to see Angelina Jolie run around in tight clothing without having to hear what's coming out of her mouth.</div>
PostPosted:Tue Jul 03, 2001 10:34 pm
by Blotus
<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Don't ask me to explain this, but I don't think she's really hot. I said don't ask. Stop asking!</div>
PostPosted:Tue Jul 03, 2001 11:11 pm
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Me neither. She had that whole 'mutant brother' thing going on, and her lips are so large and malformed as to be independent from the rest of her body.</div>
PostPosted:Tue Jul 03, 2001 11:41 pm
by Chockboard
<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>The only thing I can't really forgive is the fact that she's married to Billy Bob Thorton. I mean, jesus, the guy's name is Billy Bob!</div>
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2001 1:25 am
by Torgo
<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I'm pretty damn sure that's why she was chosen to play Lara.</div>
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2001 1:46 am
by Tessian
<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>*Screams and runs away hysterically*</div>
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2001 11:53 am
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Big boobs, not big face.</div>
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2001 12:28 pm
by Torgo
<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Have you ever played the games? She wears browned polygonal waxed lips in every one of them.</div>
PostPosted:Wed Jul 04, 2001 8:16 pm
by Ishamael
<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>No explanation needed. I agree.</div>
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2001 11:20 am
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>That's probably just so you know what they are. The face is always bland and flat-shaded. Not exactly a huge poly model.</div>
PostPosted:Thu Jul 05, 2001 12:15 pm
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>You're fucked in the head. Every time I see her lips, the only thing I can think of is "blowjob". I was distracted by that thought all throughout "Bone Collector". (Of course, with a name like that...)</div>
PostPosted:Fri Jul 06, 2001 12:09 am
by Crono
<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Well that, and, the two of them seem to have sex more often than teenagers do. I wouldn't give a shit what my name was, in that case ;-)</div>
PostPosted:Fri Jul 06, 2001 1:28 am
by S.Cody2
<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Oh nos. SINE (Mr. 'Burn the Children for rocket fuel' himself) just called me FUCKED IN THE HEAD. My life is now over. It's all quite apparent you yearn for a hummer from a mutant. Your own kind...</div>
PostPosted:Fri Jul 06, 2001 3:16 am
by Torgo
<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>True, but I still think that somehow worked in her favor.</div>
PostPosted:Sun Jul 08, 2001 12:54 am
by Zeus
<div style='font: 10pt "Arial bold"; text-align: left; '>Tell me about it, it fucking stank to high heaven</div>