The Shrine

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>I heard Jurassic Park III was pretty damn good. Gonna go see it myself tomorrow.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I've heard quite the opposite.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>And I heard that a Klingon ship crashlanded on my asshole. I better get the toilet paper!</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>From what I've heard, it's only good if you like swift kicks to the crotch... but I haven't been paying much attention... *shrug*</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>You shouldn't use that as an anology.....a Klingon crashlanding in your asshole....</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Opinions I've heard have been all over the map. I know I'll see it eventually anyway. But first, I'll be seeing The Score with my boys, Brando and DeNiro...</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>And Norton, can't forget Norton. The first half is kinda slow, but there's a good pay-off in the end.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, what you heard and what actually happened are two different things. I think you missed the sarcasm.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>I think G-Man is trying to lure us to our doom with a fake pitch for JPIII as revenge for all the abuse we give him.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Take my advice...don't use that anlogy again. Jeez boy!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Bah...I'll go see it. It can't be as bad as Scream.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>A Klingon though?</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>Yeah.. that was pretty bad man :)</div>

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Yes, it was pretty damn good. When I was 12. And the year was 1994.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial; text-align: left; '>Don't pay any more than matinee at best. The problem is by now we're used to the CG dinos, and it doesn't offer anything else. Hell, they don't even kill off enough people. And it's less than an hour and a half...eh, not very good.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>It sucked ass. Think of the Nutty Professor in his large form getting sucked into a black hole. It sucked that much ass.

I paid seven bucks to see it, plus I managed to see Scary Movie 2 and Kiss of the Dragon, and I still think I paid too much.

Do your brain a favor, don't see it.

And this is coming from a guy who didn't think the Mummy Returns was all that bad.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Should've seen that instead, but the showtimes didn't coincide with other movies I wanted to see.</div>

<div style='font: bold 11pt ; text-align: left; '>i heard there was no plot, whether that's good or not is up to you.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Less than 90 minutes? Ugh...another Inspector Gadget...</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Please, Tort. It's 92 minutes. Give it some credit : )</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>It's fairly obvious from the trailers that the movie consists of CG dinosaurs killing people for an hour and a half. Don't go in there expecting anything more and you'll be fine.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Ah, but as Tort said, not nearly enough people are killed. Hell, I even missed one of the death scenes because I was too busy shaking my head in disgust.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Meh... I really hated the first two, so I don't think I'd enjoy this one much either. Planet of the Apes - July 27th!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Arial bold"; text-align: left; '>I'll d'load it and see if it's worth the cash</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>What?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Arial bold"; text-align: left; '>Hell yeah</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Inspector Gadget was only 60 minutes. Yep, a movie.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>YEAH! I've been waiting for that movie for 1/2 a year! Can't wait :)</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>Yeah.. the books of the first two had a lot more death in 'em as well..</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>And the first two were pretty good, but they strayed too far from the novels. So what if keeping Jurassic Park true to the book woulda given it an NC-17 rating.. it would have kicked ass! :)</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial; text-align: left; '>If they can finish it in time.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>I'm sure it's finished by now.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>They don't spend all that money buying and putting up 6 huge posters that say 7-27-01 if it's not done yet.
We're having employee screenings for it Thursday night, it's done.
Too bad I'll be on vacation</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>They've been doing last minute rewrites/re-shoots. That's last-minute as in this week. They did the same thing for Xmen and that came out OK, so I'm not too worried...</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>I'm depending on PotA to save this so-so summer of movies...</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>They put up movie posters when movies that haven't even started filming. However, if you guys had a screening last night, I guess it's fair to say it's done...though many reports are to the contrary....</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Maybe someday I'll put Norton up there. DeNiro is The Man. I like him even better than Marlon I don't like wearing clothes on set" Brando.</div>

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>There's been banners up in my resident theater for about half a year. Promotion can sometimes be one of the top priorities after basic concepts are thrown onto the table, such as a simple poster. Planet of the Apes isn't done yet. For proof, go read some entertainment reports.</div>

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>I also read that the music's being worked over to sound more 'heroic'...Heh.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial; text-align: left; '>"With the premiere of Planet of the Apes only ten days away, post production on the film has still not been completed, according to the online media magazine Inside. Twentieth Century Fox Vice Chairman Bob Harper told the website: "We were in the laboratory all weekend long. ... We've never done a film on this tight a schedule." Inside also noted that studio bosses are unhappy with Danny Elfman's score, insisting on changes to make it sound "more heroic." "

Done, huh?</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>those posters don't have exact release dates</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>Whatever... I don't doubt it's release date</div>

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Hey, stop rippin' my info! :)</div>

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>It'll make the release date. Too much money not to. However, a staff showing on Thruday night doesn't mean much because that's when most new reels arrive anyway.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>DeNiro is only average in the movie. I proably like Norton more than DeNior. American History X, Rounders, Primal Fear, Fight Club...</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Fool! Final Fantasy, Rush Hour 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and American Pie 2 don't need saving.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>AHX rapes all of those movies serveral times with a wooden baseball bat.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Yeah, but... it's Inspector Gadget, who cares?</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>That is such bullshit. Bunch of pussy studio executives who want every score to sound loud, bombastic and "heroic." They should leave Elfman's music alone.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Hopefully he'll include the original music in the soundtrack, or at least in a separate CD.</div>