The Shrine

PostPosted:**Sun Jul 22, 2001 11:01 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I mean, don't gemme wrong... she's a beautiful lady. I'm just saying that... the video for that song was the first time that I truly realized where all the "anorexic" jokes came from. It was the first time I'd used the term "bird legs" in my life, actually. (and note, she eats fast food all the time, and she doesn't seem to have any actual eating problem... it's just an overly fast metabolism, blah). Especially after seeing how utterly beautiful Mya or Pink look in that video... it really sticks out (not to mention "properly fed"). And heck, I mean... Li'l Kim is one of the best looking women in music today, but yet that white costume she wore in that video did very well to make her look terrible.</div>

PostPosted:**Sun Jul 22, 2001 11:48 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "Arial bold"; text-align: left; '>First time you noticed? Man, ANY picture or video of her exploits the fact she's anorexic.</div>

PostPosted:**Sun Jul 22, 2001 11:56 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>You all are just jealous because you could never have such a beautiful girl, that is why you mock her good looks.

Either that or your right, it's a 50/50 toss up.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 1:44 am**

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica; text-align: left; '>I think she's fine as hell.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 2:22 am**

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 5:29 am**

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Not really. She looked fine in her other videos. This was the only one where it was glaringly obvious that her legs were like toothpicks. But don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous... and I know she isn't anorexic (as my post stated).</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 7:20 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>I thought she was a lot younger than Ms. Spears.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 7:21 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>There's a lot of women I'd fuck.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 10:13 am**

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>I wish she'd stop fucking with her hair... every time I see her now it's all puffy or in retarded dread-locks.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 10:16 am**

<div style='font: bold 11pt ; text-align: left; '>that other girl, Mandy Moore is a lot younger than both of them.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 10:19 am**

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>That's Mandy Moore. She's like 16.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 10:21 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Isn't Christina Aguilera the better looking sister of Twisted Sister? =8^)</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 10:54 am**

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>..cause she probably is watching.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 4:44 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>Anorexic or not, she looks REALLY unhealthy. Emaciated girls I do not dig, which is a shame because she has a very pretty face.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 7:47 pm**

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Tis a shame. She lost her chance to get some "Chock-cock."</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 11:17 pm**

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Yeah, there was nothing wrong with the hair and makeup...If you have a fetish for Clown Whores.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 11:17 pm**

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Dee Snider has a run for his money now.</div>

PostPosted:**Mon Jul 23, 2001 11:22 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Now she's been Chock-Blocked</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Jul 24, 2001 1:49 am**

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>With a Chock-Lock.</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Jul 24, 2001 7:18 am**

<div style='font: bold 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>he WOULD, but he knows if he DID, he'd wind up missing a favorite part of his body ;) hehe</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Jul 24, 2001 11:47 am**

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '><i>"the sarcasm detector is off the charts!"</i></div>

PostPosted:**Tue Jul 24, 2001 12:42 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Do I even need to mention Christian Slater or not?</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Jul 24, 2001 6:12 pm**

<div style='font: bold 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>LOL like I said...Christian Slater is hot, but I wouldnt fuck him</div>

PostPosted:**Tue Jul 24, 2001 11:15 pm**

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>Oh, of course you would. But by comparison, if all options were available? That's the point.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:07 am**

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>While we're in this magical dream world, can I have a more interesting job?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 11:20 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Well damn...I wound't know who to start with! I guess Jennifer Connelly would be it....or maybe Alissa Milano. Hmmm....</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 1:24 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>I call Bikini Inspector.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 1:48 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>With the number of hours you spend staring at Ish in his bikini, I think you already have that job...</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 4:09 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>It's yours. I want tan-line inspector.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 5:54 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Fine. I'm the tit jiggler.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Jul 25, 2001 8:38 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Hmmm... gee, I have ABSOLUTELY NO idea where this is gonna go! :)</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:48 am**

PostPosted:**Thu Jul 26, 2001 1:50 am**

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Well, but, I never said the makeup was good. I was saying that gorgeous women can't be ruined simply by frizzy hair and thick makeup.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Jul 26, 2001 8:18 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Or no makeup.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Jul 27, 2001 11:48 am**

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>You'd tend to be in the minority of opinion, now.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Jul 27, 2001 2:34 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 8% 0% 8%; '>On the subject, do you realize that Trojan actually has to test its merchandise somehow?</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Jul 27, 2001 9:23 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Don't get me wrong, the hair and makeup for the 1980's sitcoms was TERRIBLE (and it made even the sexy actresses look bad a lot of the time). But the pervs still hooted for them.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Jul 27, 2001 10:23 pm**

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>What was your point? This is the 90s. You're trying to defend Ms. Clown by saying she doesn't look bad in terms of the nineteen eighties? Ouch.</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Jul 28, 2001 1:13 am**

<div style='font: 10pt "Arial bold"; text-align: left; '>What wouldn't you fuck?</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Jul 28, 2001 2:22 am**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Ummmmmm, inanimate objects. :)</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Jul 28, 2001 3:05 am**

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>"Hey Johnson! Get over here and test the new 'dimpled' series!"</div>

PostPosted:**Sat Jul 28, 2001 1:23 pm**

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Oh ho ho hoho! You are quite the funnyman!</div>

The Shrine

Sine, first of all... Christina is about 20 years old (not 14). Secondly, she looks bad in that Lady Marmalade video because of her skinny-ass bird legs... not cause of the hair and makeup ;-)

Sine, first of all... Christina is about 20 years old (not 14). Secondly, she looks bad in that Lady Marmalade video because of her skinny-ass bird legs... not cause of the hair and makeup ;-)

Just cause a girl is thin doesn't mean she's anorexic...

You should probably add "...but only one right now."

Seriously. I know that I would not have sex with her.

That's because for the most part, the 80s were a big mistake. If I look at any 80s women today in porn (etc.), I gag. They're hideously dressed up. People change with the times.