I tell you what...stick the motherfucking tickets in a envelope, put a goddamn 33 cent stamp on it, and throw the fucking thing in a mailbox! (Where the fuck is that option?!)

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>ticketmaster.com:

CHOOSE YOUR DELIVERY METHOD
US Customers
UPS delivery by 10:30am in 2 business days ($22.50)
UPS delivery by 5:00pm in 2 business days ($19.50)
UPS delivery by 7:30pm in 3 business days ($14.50)
UPS delivery by noon on Sat., if order placed by Wed. prior ($25.00)
Hold tickets at venue box office will-call window

Uhhh...UPS, as in "United Fucking <b><u><i>PARCEL</i></u></b> Service"? This is not a parcel. It's not even a fucking breadbox! This is a thin piece of paper that say "ADMIT ONE" on it. I don't need it air dropped to my fucking house within 2 hours. I can wait 6 days, since the damn concert isn't until Saturday. I seriously think Ticketmaster and UPS are butt-fucking each other to increase their already inflated cash cows.</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Insanity!</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>lol! I think you're right. Why not just choose the last option? No charge</div>

[Zeus76]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Like I've always said, we live in a world of capitalism, not democracy</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>hehe, now you see why everyone hates Ticketmaster...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Damn. I've seen concert tickets that cost less than some of those delivery charges!</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 14pt Plakatbau; text-align: left; '>There's basically no binding guarantee you'll get your tickets when you arrive there.</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica; text-align: left; '>Yeah, don't EVER buy concert tickets online.</div>