Replay wrote:RentCavalier wrote:Lost Odyssey is a citadel of shit in the middle of a shitstorm built out of recycled shit and populated by shitheads, a race of shitty people who literally have shit for brains.
In plain English: it is probably one of the worst RPGs ever made.
Can you at least find the Shitblade in Shit Temple and use it to acquire the final Shitty Limit Break, Shithamut, that unlocks the secret shitty ending where you see that the game is just a big pile of shit?
I was actually thinking about getting Lost Odyssey. So what you're telling me is, essentially, no.
The game is passable at first, intriguing next, passably intriguing, then mediocre, tedious, nonsensical, boring, and FRUSTRATINGLY BORING in that order.
Disc 3 literally had a scene--a THREE HOUR CUTSCENE, broken up by brief moments of walking from one place to another, or just invitations to save your game, and in that THREE HOUR CUTSCENE the entire plot turns to utter shit. From then on, I could not bring myself to care what happened to any of the characters, because every single one SUCKED.
The best parts of the game are those little short stories that are littered throughout the game...and y'know what? If I wanted to read a book, I'd READ A FUCKING BOOK. The gameplay itself is so derivitive and uninspiring it might as well not even be there at all. It's clear that no effort was made to actually make the game fun to PLAY--only mildly interesting to watch.
Funny that, in an attempt to spice up the game's cinematic direction, Sakaguchi totally steals the split-screen effect from 24 and abuses it to death.
To the game's credit, there is ONE cutscene--just one--that is both emotionally engaging, well-written, well-directed and surprising. It is short, but sweet, and is ruined almost immediately by the prescence of two perky kids and, more distressingly, a GOD DAMNED FETCH QUEST.
Fuck Lost Odessey. Fuck it HARD, and fuck Sakaguchi for failing to make good on his promises. Mistwalker has released disappointment after disappointment--two games out to market, and they are both mediocre. At least Blue Dragon isn't as PRETENTIOUS as LO, but not much in this world is.