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  • Cheesy joke thread

  • Somehow, we still tolerate each other. Eventually this will be the only forum left.
Somehow, we still tolerate each other. Eventually this will be the only forum left.
 #167009  by ManaMan
 Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:12 pm
What do you call a nosey pepper?
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Jalapeno Business
 #167010  by ManaMan
 Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:14 pm
What was the name or the guy with the rubber toe?
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Roberto
 #167027  by Oracle
 Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:05 pm
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
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half a cat
 #167029  by Zeus
 Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:30 pm
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Didn't have the guts too
 #167030  by Zeus
 Tue Oct 13, 2015 8:31 pm
kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.
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None of your business with a Spanish accent
 #167031  by Eric
 Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:43 pm
Zeus wrote:
kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.
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None of your business with a Spanish accent
That's racist.

Manaman you're racist.
 #167032  by Shrinweck
 Wed Oct 14, 2015 12:08 am
Manaman's joke is clearly a very deep joke about one percenters turning their noses up at the jalapeno pepper business. It's clearly Zeus and his interpretation of the joke that is monstrously racist.

Fucking Canadians.
 #167033  by ManaMan
 Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:31 am
Eric wrote:
Zeus wrote:
kali o. wrote:Uhh...i read the first one three times and dont get it.
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None of your business with a Spanish accent
That's racist.

Manaman you're racist.
Haha, you're all wrong!

Obviously the joke was not only cheesy but also incomprehensible.

Let's go ahead and kill that joke. Let's just take the funny right out of it:

Jalapeño is a type of pepper. It's pronounced "ha-la-pain-yo". When combined with "Business" and you say it out loud it sounds like "ha-la-pain-yo-business" which sounds like "all-up-in-yo-business". A "nosey" pepper. There the joke it now dead. I hope you're happy. XD
 #167034  by ManaMan
 Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:33 am
At a party: "Hey who are those two guys standing by the window"
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"Oh them? That's just Kurt and Rod."
 #167035  by ManaMan
 Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:35 am
What do you call a guy rolling around in the leaves?
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Russell
 #167036  by ManaMan
 Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:04 am
Oracle wrote:What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
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half a cat
Oh man... best one yet.
 #167039  by Julius Seeker
 Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:50 pm
I'll go on the Halloween movie theme.

In Evil Dead 2, when Ash's hand was possessed by the demon. The signs of infection involved not only losing control of his hand, but it also cracked and burn. When his hand went for a weapon, what thought was going through his head?
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Ouch! My hand is killing me!