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  • Some stuff about Super Mario Brothers

  • Because playing them is not enough, we have to bitch about them daily, too. We had a Gameplay forum, but it got replaced by GameFAQs.
Because playing them is not enough, we have to bitch about them daily, too. We had a Gameplay forum, but it got replaced by GameFAQs.
 #21918  by Insane Cultist Edge
 Thu Mar 01, 2001 1:52 pm
<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Remember Princess Toadstool? Mario wants her in bed
He'd like nothing more than the Princess to give head
Eat a magic Mushroom and you grow a little higher
Eat a magic flower and you'll spit balls of fire
I think I remember when I was in the first grade
When you beat the game 10 times, Mario gets laid
Don't praise Bowser, because he gots no class
Super Mario should take a plunger and shove it sideways up his candy ass
And I gots no problems and I played this game all summer
I know it's hard getting laid when your just a plumber
And I worked really hard to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made</div>

 #21920  by Kupek
 Thu Mar 01, 2001 2:29 pm
<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>You really need a hobby.</div>

 #21921  by Insane Cultist Edge
 Thu Mar 01, 2001 4:13 pm
<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Don't have time</div>

 #21922  by Kupek
 Thu Mar 01, 2001 5:08 pm
<div style='font: 10pt Verdana, Tahoma, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Anyone who wrote that has the time.</div>

 #21923  by Insane Cultist Edge
 Thu Mar 01, 2001 5:47 pm
<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Wow, 5 minutes, big deal</div>
 #21933  by Insane Cultist Edge
 Fri Mar 02, 2001 12:21 am
<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>It's 1986, I'm in the first grade
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario Laid
I got to save the Princess so he can get the pussy
Believe me Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario Really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin bricks with his head
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
Jumpin' on little Mushroom men and Turtle Shells
Dropping down green pipes and secret pasage ways
Making his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a Magic Mushroom and grow a little higher
Eat a White flower and spit balls of fire
I'm going to beat this game if it takes me all Summer
Its gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber
That's why its my crusade to get Mario laid
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made

<b>Spoiler Message:<b>
<span style="background: black; color: black;">Always write when on Vicadin</span></div>

 #21945  by Oracle
 Fri Mar 02, 2001 2:20 pm
<div style='font: bold 12pt "Comic Sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>VICADIN BABY!</div>

 #21959  by Insane Cultist Edge
 Fri Mar 02, 2001 6:37 pm
<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>That's exactly what I was on too =P</div>