Another TV admission to bring out of the closet. I'm also becoming a fan of Beastmaster on UPN. I pretty sure UPN is putting subliminal messages in their TV signals...

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Another TV admission to bring out of the closet. I'm also becoming a fan of Beastmaster on UPN. I pretty sure UPN is putting subliminal messages in their TV signals...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>Who? You?</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Who? Me? What? I'm confused... :(</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>You're coming out of the closet?</div>

[Crono]

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Well, Beastmaster is syndicated actually. But it does have some good points, I've been known to watch it now and then (though not lately, as there's better syndicated shows on weekends).</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Only on the Beastmaster admission, so don't get excited. :)</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Where do your syndication tastes lie? You strike me as a V.I.P. kind of freak...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>Well...I should have known you stepped out of the closet long ago.....that pink tutu you're wearing is a dead giveaway.</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Ummm...my doctor makes me wear it....</div>

[Brack Rotus]

<div style='font: 10pt papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 7% 0% 7%; '>Boo-urns. Watch Xena.</div>

[Red Eye]

<div style='font: 14pt Draconwick, Modern; text-align: left; '>Ish doesn't like Xena... she's a girl.</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Oh how I look forward to your suffering. I'm clapping my hands in anticipation!</div>

[El Kabong]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You are truly pathetic...</div>

[Crono]

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Naw, I don't even know where they moved it to here (it's prolly on FOX). I was always into the Roddenberry shows, and lotsa Canadian ones. Xena, too, I'd say.</div>

[Brack Rotus]

<div style='font: 10pt papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 7% 0% 7%; '>Just because he has an anal thermometer and calls himself "Dr. Pleasure" doesn't mean he's a real doctor.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>psssst! (that anal thermometer is really a Sonicare Toothbrush!)</div>

[Red Eye]

<div style='font: 14pt Draconwick, Modern; text-align: left; '>You going to "applause" me to death?</div>

[Insane Cultist Edge]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>That's not the point! She's a girl who can beat the shit out of most guys,</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Sounds like you're speaking from experience...</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Well, you will hear a lot of clapping like sounds...only it'll be the back of my hand to your head. So in a way, I guess I will "applaud" you to death. Creative....</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Bah...</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Hey, I can't help myself. The show actually grabs my attention and keeps me half interested in its cheesy plots...</div>

[Little Washu]

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Please buy Anachry Online. It's better than... Beastmaster... and then El and I can kick the crap out of your wusssy ass :)</div>

[Little Washu]

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Just like a trained Seal. *clap* *clap* *clap* *ARR* *ARR* *clap* *clap*</div>

[Brack Rotus]

<div style='font: 10pt papyrus, Modern; text-align: left; padding: 0% 7% 0% 7%; '>Lame. You might as well have just said "I know you are but what am I?"</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Uh. Ok. Everyone back away slowly... ;)</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>That was next...</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Two Badgers beat and Crimson Tide man? I don't think so....</div>

[El Kabong]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Just remember to join the rebels...</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Should be "Two badgers beat A Crimson Tide man"...blah...</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>The rebels? Who are they? You aren't referring to the Ole Miss Rebels, are you?</div>

[Judgment 1999]

<div style='font: 14pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Way ahead of you chief. o_O</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>~I~ was saying "boo-urns"</div>